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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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Are you surprised by how popular Bimmy has gotten?

Honestly yeah a little bit

He was popular with my friends and they loved the bimmy pictures i would send them, but i didn’t think this many people would love him, like i opened this blog because i kind of felt bad spamming my friend groupchats with too many jimmy pics and i thought this would be a void i can spam into lool

But it’s been really cool! I enjoy all the comments and messages bimmy gets, im sure if he could read he would love the attention loool

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Unmute !

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H! R! T! T! O!!! G-O!!!!!

You! can! take! testo—sterone!

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Me and my beautiful family

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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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i heard he died of wanting snacks

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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art