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hiatus dan: i am daniel howell, an individual, not dan from dan and phil

2025 dan: hi guys it's dan from dan and phil, let me tell you about my beautiful wife, huh ? what is a solo post??

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i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

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when john darnielle said "it's a sort of defiance. suffering is seldom joyful, but expressing one's capacity for survival almost always is" he was so right for that

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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dan favouriting Obamas tweet doesnt mean that he is gay it means he supports gay marriage

don’t make everything about phan

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the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

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one kiss please

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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

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let's create a lovely scene with mama... ❤️

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they should make a headphones that is comfortable to wear while lying on your side

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schni schna schnappi