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🩵 oarfish 🩵

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collect my flop posts

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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lost in waves

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BABY AYLA HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED!!

Ayla is in the hospital with severe malnutrition and dehydration due to the IOF’s food blockade. She is in extremely poor health because her mother has not been able to afford all the saline treatments she needs to keep her hydrated. To keep her hospitalized and provide her emergency treatment, her mother URGENTLY needs $800 usd.

Current: $55,657 out of $56,271 usd

Progress: $180 out of $800 usd

Need to raise: $620 usd

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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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The album art style is SO fun to do

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hey guys, its him

king dvd

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot