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fat hero teams really do wonders to the thoughts

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Not exactly a rite of passage, or a status symbol once your weight topples over everyone else's on a team.

Some could say otherwise.

But you try squeezing through every which that hasn't been refitted.

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You in the mood for any of the particular heros today

anyones open

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cape

.... slobs ?

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Illyana being pumped full of hot, melted nacho cheese

" Uhlp... UHlp... " Let it be known this was completely out of her intuition, there wasn't a stray nozzle floating out of complete nothingness dripping with a warm to the touch fluid of gooey slop, complete on an empty stomach begging to be fed even anything that was in front of her.

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Well then. Welcome to the (PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!) club my new herald.

" Ooh.. .ybhleah.... BLHHAHHHHHPRHPRHPRHPRPPHHPPHHHRT... kheee... ith cuhmin ghirls....... FFRRRRRRRRRPHRTTTTTTTTTTTTT "

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Has long they can handle Gali massive gassy out bursts.

Do I have just the candi-BHHALLHPHHHBRRTTTT just the candidPPHHLBBBBBHHRRRRRTTTT

“ UUUUURRRLRP ... hoo ... why didn't anyone tell me sooner ? galactic feast come to momma!! ”

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Maybe thinking of turning a few people here into fatty heralds.

As if anyone here could oppose

That's just a ticket to an endless meal as far as everyone else is concerned

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BBBBBUUUAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTRTTREEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“ Whoof

“ That was almost as bad as Jess' , should let her know ”

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TheRoundArtist: "Some Marvel rivals sketches I did last month on Patreon^^" — Bluesky

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mansion scenarios be damned but i think i miss my orgy island

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House of F where instead of making a mutant ruling word. Its a fat slob ruling word that Wanda made.

Awfully similar to this world already.....

if it wasnt for the mutant ruling part

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Emma frost having the queenly figure she deserved.

A queenly figure of a tipped over ice cream pint poured on top a reinforced sofa... a pure, drooping, lump of pale delicate flab that only the highest of mutants could respect.

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emma frost kids belching and farting in perfect sync with there mother.

synchronicity is important but of course each girl has her strengths:

Esme: most powerful with gas in terms of force and blasts, obviously on par with her mother on the pure power her farts tend to give off, but she lacks the room clearing stench of her sister.

Phoebe: out does her sisters in smell alone, even a silent but deadly is enough to clear an entire crowd from a single whiff alone.

Celeste: the prominent belcher of the group, raunchy and obtuse and basically the only one of the Cuckoos with a good burping ability.

Sophie: a combined powerhouse, minus the actual feats her sisters may have over her, would be classified the gassiest if that wasnt already taken by mindee.

Mindee: complete gas factory with a never ending stream of belches and braps, long, short, they all vary, and theyre all very annoying.

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Wanda whsipering no more skinny girls. and now 100% of all female mutant kind are obese slobs.

"Anyone else seen Am-"

BUUUUUUWAHUOARP

"Whoof. 'Scuse me, had to let that rip or else. If you're gonna grab a slice Rache, better get it before-"

"GHUAUHHRP. Mhiip ifh yhouwherent sussh shhlow"

"Or whatever little miss wolverine said- PBBHAALHRRT. Woo! No one else heard that right?"

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what Jean gray and Illyana have in common? Simple both having a side that if goes out of control they clear out several planets worth of food.

Food simply ceases to exist in all of limbo when the Darkchylde claws its gluttony out of Illyana, a forever feast of bellowing "Moore!" echoing over the hellish hills, imp and demon alike even serving as a quick snack for the prime sin of sloth.

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massive mutants......