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An ode to shimmery water surfaces.

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IF YOU'RE NOT BOUNCING ON IT 24/7 ARE YOU REALLY LIVING

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You know what? I'm sick of it.

I'm sick and tired of pretending I don't want to float in

✨Cherenkov radiation✨

Look at that shit, it's perfect. I bet it feels amazing on the skin and organs. I bet it revitalises the pores. I bet it tastes incredible.

Don't listen to authorities, look at that colour, nothing that pretty could be bad for you.

I want the forbidden swim.

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we call statistical denoising algorithms "Artificial Intelligence" and handleless segways "Hoverboards." We have given up on the future.

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why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

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I feel like we as a society don’t pay enough attention to the fact that Jacobi has bad eyesight and probably has worn/wears/SHOULD wear glasses

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can we re-explode hilbert from wolf359?! ive got a hankering for that russian scientist to explode right now. for the ten year anniversary, i think it would be perfect! i just think he should be obliterated a second time!! i think it would be very funny and satisfying. it is like when tou forget your food in the microwave so its too cild to eat!! we need to reheat hilbert wolf359 today!! in that radioactive box!!! please spin him in the radioactive box!! he will like it!!

please explode hilbert again and a second time creators of wolf359- coming from a big explosion fan.

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I dont care if there’s no “signs” or “reasons” for a character to be trans. I know they’re trans because I had a vision. I see their true gender because I’m a seer.

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The magpie who fishes stars

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whenever u sleep poorly just remember that the hot transgenders in your phone would look at ur dark circles and swoon