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How tall is everyone? (sorry if this has been asked)

“No worries! It’s been answered right here, I believe!”

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Can we see Pepsi? How’s she doing?

“S-sorry, for uh, not being able to talk much!! I’m kinda distracted by this stupid recipe, haha…” Pepsi seems a bit nervous, glancing down into the bowl she holds in her arms.

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So how exactly does tartar (and the splat crew too ig) do the podcast if there’s no more test subjects to talk about?

“It has all these different sections that some of us take over. For example, he does the Talk Show where he interviews different people, Beeps teaches a cooking segment, Sal gives Turf War and Ranked tips, Pepsi gives medical aid and has a comedy segment, and of course there’s these vlog sorta things where y’all ask us questions and can see into our lives…weirdos…But yeah. It’s all online, too, ‘n’ each of us have our own responsibilities for putting content out.”

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DOES OZY KNOW THEYRE VALID

“Aw, thanks. I mean, I do, but still! Thanks.”

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Doing anything for the holidays?

“Sal an’ Beeps went to spend time with those two from Off the Hook, Allie took Tartar down to the Metro, an’ Pepsi’s stayin’ here with me an’ Dad ‘n’ Craig. So. That’ll be fun.”

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Dicc sloo g

He obviously has no clue what your talking about, and frankly, he’s not sure if he wants to know.

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Hey tav, any thoughts on Tartar an craig?

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OCTAVIO’S 8’4?????????????? HOW IS HE THAT TALL????

“He’s ancient, plus us Octarians never really stop growing unless something drastic happens to our genetics, kinda like how Pepsi is stuck at 4′11…and on top of that, Octarian Royalty are just generally taller. It’s a pretty average height for a King, ya dig?”

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Tartar ur gay

He seems less indignant that you would accuse him of being gay, and more...embarrassed by it, yet he makes no move to prove you wrong or say anything against it...

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Dedf1sh, what's it like being in charge of the underground?

“The Underground as a whole, though? That’s more of this weird democracy overlooked by the separate kingdoms. I have no place in that whole mess, that’s more Ozy and DJ Octavio’s joint”“I must admit, however. Running the metro has its perks, definitely. I get to meet many new people! And I can also keep an eye on Tartar and make sure he keeps outta trouble.”

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Knife cat meme

>:3

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Who is god

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Who’s the tallest? And do they use their height to bully the shorties? (Like I do :3c)

“Well, if you want a height chart, it goes:”

“Pepsi, me, Sal, Ozy, Miss Allie, and Tartar. Not counting Octavio, though, he’s 8′4.”

“But no, Tartar doesn’t bully Pepsi.”

“He knows the consequences he’d face if he did.”

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Bubble guppies....

Beeps can be seen happily singing the Bubble Guppies theme. Sal stands in the background, miffed.

“She loves that show, ever since Tartar helped me re-upload the episodes. She’s such a child sometimes….”

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“Hm...is this on?”

“Oh! It is!”

“Hi there, welcome to Behind the Seanes! I’m Beeps! I’m the spokesperson for the Deepsea Metro and the editor of the Splat Crew, this week featuring Inkopolis’s own Off the Hook! You can ask me and the others questions if you want, so go right ahead! We don’t bite!”

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