commander-eric-shepard

[commander-eric-shepard]

[[I'll be out of touch for a week or so.]]

[commander-eric-shepard]

Humiliating my crew members isn't really in my job description... but like I said, ask Kasumi, she's pretty nosy.

Jack, what the hell was that about? I heard that from my cabin!

“Nonya.”

[commander-eric-shepard]

[MSG] Old Earth tradition [MSG] People crazy good at sports compete [MSG] Winners get medals [MSG] Or a varren treat as the case may be

[MSG] Jack, your varren got into the pantry again

[MSG] And?

[commander-eric-shepard]

[MSG] Make sure to videotape it so we can show other varren owners. [MSG] This may be the first step to getting a varren Olympics.

[MSG] Jack, your varren got into the pantry again

[MSG] And?

[commander-eric-shepard]

You can ask Kasumi to rig something for you, but I'm not getting THAT involved.

Jack, what the hell was that about? I heard that from my cabin!

“Nonya.”

[commander-eric-shepard]

Put 'Confess!' plus an accusation about my muse in my ask, and my muse will confess whether it's true or not!

[commander-eric-shepard]

Should I subtly encourage one of them to make a move?

Jack, what the hell was that about? I heard that from my cabin!

“Nonya.”

[commander-eric-shepard]

[MSG] The straws that make crazy shapes? [MSG] Does he know how to use a straw?

[MSG] Jack, your varren got into the pantry again

[MSG] And?

[commander-eric-shepard]

Shit, I got confused. Maybe that last blow to my head last mission rattled something around... So to correct myself here, what do you have that counters the way Zaeed says "goddamn"?

Jack, what the hell was that about? I heard that from my cabin!

“Nonya.”

[commander-eric-shepard]

[MSG] I suppose I could put Tali or Kasumi on the job [MSG] I usually use my status to get extra umbrellas for drinks [MSG] How about an umbrella for Eezo's water dish?

[MSG] Jack, your varren got into the pantry again

[MSG] And?

[commander-eric-shepard]

Yes, but Samara's Samara. As Zaeed mentioned, she certainly has a "soft side." What do you have that counters that?

Jack, what the hell was that about? I heard that from my cabin!

“Nonya.”

[commander-eric-shepard]

[MSG] If he's gonna come on our missions, he'll need his own shields you know [MSG] I'm not sure they make 'em for varren

[MSG] Jack, your varren got into the pantry again

[MSG] And?

[commander-eric-shepard]

[MSG] I'm naturally curious [MSG] Indulge me

[MSG] Jack, your varren got into the pantry again

[MSG] And?

[commander-eric-shepard]

Yeah, I think "clean my rifle" was a euphemism. Why do you think you have a better chance than him?

Jack, what the hell was that about? I heard that from my cabin!

“Nonya.”

[commander-eric-shepard]

[[Decent birthday overall.]]

[commander-eric-shepard]

[MSG] Definitely before [MSG] Wait what [MSG] Why steal their boots?

[MSG] Jack, your varren got into the pantry again

[MSG] And?

[commander-eric-shepard]

Ah, figures. [He fakes a prepubescent voice.] I'm eleven AND A HALF! [Returns to his regular voice.] Yeah, I'm pretty sure he wants to cuddle with you and/or do the do. He feels similarly about Samara, I think.

Jack, what the hell was that about? I heard that from my cabin!

“Nonya.”