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Live long and prosper
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can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity
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New meme:
just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that it’ll look like a shitpost
If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard
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The Mummy (1999) // Captain Marvel (2019)
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I think you should watch this
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the first rave was a guy lighting a candle and blowing it out over and over
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am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?
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the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears
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this felt important enough to share
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i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??
when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner
when her bf broke up with her they were supportive
when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.
her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study
when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen
and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie
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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand
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