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Just watched the first two Lord of the rings movies. They're pretty cool tbh. Recommending to those who like wizards of any kind, gauntlet dark legacy, and if the idea of color palette ninjas such as Sub-Zero and Reptile

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Dressing like I'm 22 again at the airport in Sweden

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Heat is a good movie

Seriously. Heat is a good movie.

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Big day for these guys.

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🫡 in need for som khash once again. at least 300 bucks to cover up some of my more recent expenses (meds, food etc). you can either commish me for a drawing or gimme sum muny out of sheer good will. ily thank you. sorry for the crazed dono post last time i was kind of freaking out cuz i was hemorrhaging

OR you can also buy from my bandcamp:

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

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All! Time! Low! I'm returning to in like 5 days. Poverty, catless, indentured servant to my landlord/dad, illness that I have no insurance for, and MORE I can't even begin to get into! Can't wait, y'all!

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I got past your guards and now what are you going to do. Probably get clocked on the head by me 

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I was sneaking to kill my target and I got caught by a tall lad with arms the size of barrels and I got clocked on the head

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I have always dreamed of interviewers asking basic questions of the killer clowns who run America. I can't believe it took Tucker Carlson to do it.

I’ve heard Cruz talk about deposing “the mullahs” for 13 years straight. During the 2016 GOP primary, he said he wanted to see if “sand glows in the dark.” You’d figure he’d learn some basic facts about the main villain in his moral universe in that time

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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Ah man, what a long day. Goodnight, Tim. *kisses the Tim Heidecker side of my Tim and Eric dakimakura* *flips pillow* Goodnight, Eric. *kisses the Eric Wareheim side of my Tim and Eric dakimakura* *falls asleep* *has a terrible nightmare*

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