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hey girl I picked you an information bouquet for your mind vase

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swatch is cool and suave and handsome and one time they touched a mouse and they were SO brave about it

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michelle williams fujoing out

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the absolute best dynamic to read/write about is between 1 person who is so good at performing and wearing masks that they don’t know who they really are and 1 person who cannot be anyone but their most excruciatingly authentic self at all times and sees right through them; the mirrorball and the one who is not like the regulars, so to speak

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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Thinking about the history of Prussia and shaking my head in disbelief

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we KNOW gary larps in socal, so I'VE decided he does belegarth every saturday in north hollywood

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posting about morally questionable weird strange and potentially evil women i like the way everyone posts about morally questionable weird strange and evil men they like in order to achieve true gender equality

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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Tenna's first and only ad...

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Why even work at 6am who the fuck U serving Bitch who the fuck wakes up at 5am and says I'm going to target in an hour Are you fucking insane Nancy you need to die 1 2 and 3 Whoever buying dog food at 6am Waking up at 4:30am Needs to be in Jail nevermind Die

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been playing deltarune in my free time

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YOUR ... LONG ...

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consume

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had a “your name is kris” moment while doing the bonus boss

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how come my dashboard smells weird

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rouxls' section in the wikipedia article for deltarune characters is really funny to me