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Lindsey || 33 || Neurophysiologist, Writer, Artist, Your Friendy Neighborhood Bisexual || I go hard for Ineffable Husbands, Jeanmarco, Sheith, Blackbonnet, and Escus || I write stuff and draw sometimes || Check out my fics (see also my fic tag) and my art ||
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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This is the best one
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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯
microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight
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i feel like we as a society moved on too quickly from the fact that buck said "i wish i could help" in response to eddie being sexually frustrated.
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that soulmate trope where you get your soulmate's injuries except the first time they meet one of them shoots the other one and gets TOTALLY bodied by their own bullet
#Enemies to lovers#And the shooter has to scream 'OH COME ON' when he gets shot by his own billet#Bullet*
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.
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ORC FACT
got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now
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what do you mean you didn’t name yourself? somebody else just GAVE you that name?
cis people are so fucking weird
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:
Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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