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THE LOVE WITCH (2016) dir. Anna Biller

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most things can and should be heart-shaped

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“Im too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse actually

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♡Nectar Of The God's♡

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“if you wanna find love then you know where the city is”

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Simmi Ivette fluffy heels

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I’ma forgive, I won’t forget, but I’ma dead the issue.

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FRIENDS – 5.11: The One With All the Resolutions

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5x13

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Hi My Names Alpha!

I'm a Porygon!

Video found Investors.mp4

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AUDIO TRANSCRIPT:

[A dark scene, and a slowly illuminating golden skull and hat centered on the camera appear]

Greetings and Salutations.

Many before have asked me “who am I?” well to answer that, I am Syndicate, President and Founder of The Villains Guild. And we here at the Guild have one question in return.

[Fade out, show a blank silhouette standing in the same black void]

“Who are you?” What are your desires, what do you need to fulfill them?

“Employees, bound by coin, not morals? Technology In need of just a little more funding? Or a building, a place to call, yours?”

[Under 3 spotlights, first shows one of the Bounty Hunters, Yanmega. Then a death laser is lit up, revealing a death laser pointed at a table, then a facility with the villains guild logo on it.]

Well, whatever you need to succeed, we here at the guild are looking to invest in success.

Invest in you.

[The same silhouette now wearing a golden suit then appears.]

So whether you are looking to jump-start your career or you wish to purchase one of our many services; just know, the Guild is more than happy to fund your evil deeds at one of our many offices around the world.

[A picture of the world is shown, followed by an end card. "Invest in you.", "Easy as pie, just follow the code!", "Extra large - double - crispy - dip it, I'll take the skull" are on the card.]