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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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people who love lying on the internet should just learn how to draw and post them as comics instead

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Upgraded

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I'm not a fan of natalist policies but I do believe that all ultra-rich people should be required (or encouraged by making their current tax structuring dependent on it) to have at least six children, with at least four in good standing, just because it will degrade the durability of their estates, cause inheritance drama, and stochastically generate gothic novel plots

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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tiny cool grub

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The way a Bachelors degree is the equivalent to a written recommendation from a former store manager at a Circuit City now. Just nuke us already fuck.

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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I only follow virgins..are you one?

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N’KISI BRICOLAGE STURGEON

carved and painted mahogany, mica, nails, handmade paper, found natural objects, tintypes, 1800’s text paper, Ethiopian and Coptic bindings

13x59x14 inches

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"I wish a mysterious girl would attach herself to me and save my life" - idiotic

"I wish a giant stone effigy would descend from the heavens crashing into earth and rendering it uninhabitable for 6 billion years" - forthright

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