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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
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I walk into the bedroom and I see Kattie being the little spoon. There is no room for me.
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im gonna mix a can of red bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while kids by mgmt plays in the background so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul
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OMG!!!! It’s been so long!!!!! I missed them!!!!!
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People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000
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THIS LITERALLY MADE MY WHOLE DAY WEEK YEAR CENTURY
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I’m one of those dudes who rants about political correctness now
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Years of playing Pokémon has given me all the knowledge needed to know what Pokémon that is
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Photographer: Give me demure, give me innocent
Me:
Photographer: Give me sexy
Me:
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make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again
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