So the Radio Guy's back. I don't think you noticed. I didn't at first — I was too busy being a much more interesting and important person. But fuck it. News is slow today I guess. I'm totally not worried about this guy and neither should you be. I totally wrecked his shit last time.
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my toxic character trait is that I think I'm so fucking funny
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He is delusional and pathetic…. I love him so much 😭🫠💗💗💗
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The one who has alastor on a leash is his barber and he's scared he's gonna get a haircut worse than that fuckass bob if he slips up on the deal

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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
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"Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would have done so already."


Woooooooo!! Lets go!!
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Alastor: *points at Velvette* A human turtleneck, *points at Valentino* a narcissistic monster, *points at Vox* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
Vox: And who am I? Describe me now.
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if Alastor had a cell phone it would just be full of these types of messages from Vox
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"Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would have done so already."


Woooooooo!! Lets go!!
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The Alastor delusion on tiktok is actually bewildering, like this comment on a video about how sweet and fatherly Alastor is to Charlie

Oh yeah?

This guy?

This guy right here? He's the one singing about guiding her with pure intentions???

Oh this is the face of a man with no nefarious intent to you? An honest, well meaning, all around swell fella??? This is your non-manipulative guy??????
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Nothing is funnier to me than one-sided radiostatic + preestablished staticmoth.
Vox could be having evil sex with his villain wife anytime he wants but he chooses to waste his energy simping over a furry with a bad haircut
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Hahahahha
basically what happened when vox tried to get alastor to join his team.
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