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i love to use my pedestrian right of way... youre not going lol

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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Because it’s December and it has been in my folder for a while.

(These four-panel cartoons originally appeared in “Weekly Shonen Jump” Vol. 4-5 (double issue), 2004. They appear, once again, in Death Note Volume 1.)

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if you drill a hole in your angels halo you can link a chain through there and use it to pull it along and take it on walks and stuff :) its incredibly painful apparently but its cute too so it all balances out ^_^

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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I’ll eat your pussy for hours, then we’ll order pizza, then I’ll eat your pussy some more

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Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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Save me warm toned lit windows of tenement blocks on a winters evening save me

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yeah i reclaim this slur you can tell by the way i only use it for other people and make fun of them when they get rightfully offended

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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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“#anonymoose”

Grow UP

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Michael Jackson’s Thriller (1983) dir. John Landis

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I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

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