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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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happy retirement big jeff

Jeff Carter confirmed this was his last NHL game.

Carter on what's next: "I'm going to be a dad. You miss a lot being a hockey player - you're in and out in a way… My family sacrificed a lot for me to live out my dream. I'm going to be home and be a dad and then figure it out from there." 🥹

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I am here

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Hey man