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i think it should be allowed to get a little weird about its guns...might be projecting tho :P

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jack off all trades, masturbate one

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Got a job for you, e621. We are going to need you to jack off to objectum tags only today. No mind_control, no intelligence_loss, no leaking_through_clothing. It’ll be rough, but you’ve toppled harder already. Prove that you can keep doing it.

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roommates when to a local pride festival and bought me a hat

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jack yourself to completion. works every time.

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yeah im a real fuckin pervert,,,, i like being,, c,, ccuddlled,,,, and,,,, kiisseddd >////////<

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i'm just saying i should be able to experiment on myself consequence free. crack this beast open and observe my own insides. hold my own still beating heart in my hand and just put it back and stitch myself up. set myself on fire and walk it off. this could be qualified as masturbation.

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sometimes the answer is to get nakey and cuddle up with ur friends on a cold winter night <3

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god didn’t give me a dick because he knew i would be bricked up late at night thinking about how good it would feel to be covered in wires

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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Local horny robot discovers vibrators fucking rock, more at 10

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Me and this same friend group went shopping for sex toys today. Hi guys

didn't have unlearning shame on the. group chat I was scared to even be a twinge of horny around on the schedule tonight but. it sure is happening!

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yes he has see through legs.

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sweaty tboys everywhere lying in unmade beds in their underwear. everywhere. all over the world. and you can kiss them 👆

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arbitrary code execution is sex