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hey. do a backflip? for fun

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clown around town

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live life like an ancient furry

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funny idea: gm a ttrpg but really lean into successes/failures as a construct. if a player succeeds, they are guaranteed to succeed regardless of what they actually do, and same for failure.

a player succeeds a really high roll to intimidate a guard into letting them past. they say "umm... erm... can i pwease go through 🥺" and the guard passes out from fear

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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Typically an adjective accompanies those words

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when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

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my dash rn is just . 🥰

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One thing that Spore has over every other character/creature creator - it lets you make your creation do a little dance, and then inflict bees upon it.

this is true

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One thing that Spore has over every other character/creature creator - it lets you make your creation do a little dance, and then inflict bees upon it.

this is true

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On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.

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so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD