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for @floral-cas’ spring celebration: RESURRECTION

I came to in a meadow, there was an old windmill with a garden near a quiet brook. That’s where Dean spread your ashes.

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new pope

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Hands down my favorite things about drowley is that Dean is 100% the toxic one in the relationship

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Men love to be at another man’s mercy and say “do it”. It’s their favorite thing they need it to live

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DESTIEL IN EVERY EPISODE → 7x09 how to win friends and influence monsters

there's something wrong with you, dean.

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the last great american queerbait NEVER dies

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was thinking about sam’s true crime hobby earlier like imagine him listening to a podcast about an unsolved murder and he’s just like wait a second. we did that.

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Enrique Gonzalez - The transfigured night, 2022. Oil on board / 145 x 145 x 5.5 cm. .

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someone asks dean if he'll fuck his clone and he's like hahaha of course I'm so hot and it's not gay if it's my clone and then you put his clone in front of him and he shoots it.

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the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

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wtf is j2 fallout. i’m new to the fandom so ive heard it referenced but have no idea what it is

Okay okay so let me paint you a picture here.

It's June 2021 in the heat of post-SPN fandom. The parasocialism is at an all-time high, as well as some of the funniest bloggers Tumblr has ever had. Like, I don't think people who weren't here in 2021 understand how ACTIVE spnblr was. There were mass block lists, there were fights every day, your mutuals are getting 10k notes on spn text posts within a day. Like it was BUSY up in here and that definitely added to the chaos of this day.

Anyway. So this random day in late June, Jensen announces that he, his wife, and Robbie Thompson are producing an spn prequel together. Most of us are kind of confused and not super hopeful for it, just because most people don't really care enough about John and Mary to warrant a whole show about them...but of course we knew absolutely nothing about the plot so we couldn't say much about how it would actually go.

Tweets from past spn cast and crew start pouring in, mostly all positive, congratulating them on the show--and many of them seemingly suggesting that they already knew about the show in advance.

And then Jared tweeted THIS:

Immediately the vibe shifted. Nobody is sure if he is joking or not. the whole dash is full of "????????" and "he's just joking guys" and "he got hacked" for about 6 minutes. Before he then tweeted this:

And along with that reply, he tweeted the (now deleted) absolute funniest twitter breakdown tweet of all time:

I can't even begin to explain what the energy was like on here after these tweets were published. It was like giving unlimited amounts of tennis balls for a field of dogs to play with. EVERYBODY is online and locked in now. Nobody wants to log off just in case more happens. j2 stans were abandoning ship and choosing sides and fighting each other. destiel bloggers were having the best day of their lives. nearly every post about this is getting 10k notes. Like it was electric and I don't think even explaining it can do justice to what that day was like.

...and then in the end they did some damage control and pushed it all under the rug like nothing was ever said. the end.

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I love you. And I you, Cas.

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do you ever think about bobby taking dean to play catch so he could be a normal kid for once and just lose it completely or are you normal

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Stackednatural- 87/327

Southern Comfort (8x06) November 7th, 2012

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12x11 is one of those A- eps that woulda been an A+ if Cas was there

(ID in alt and under cut)

1a. Waist up of Dean on a mottled pale beige background, wearing a gray and red plaid shirt over a black tee. He is holding a pistol in both hands, pointing it at the viewer and glaring over the top of it, lip curled as he demands, "Who are you?" 1b. Reverse shot of Castiel, looking into Dean's eyes with soft concern as he casually nudges the barrel of the gun away from his face with two fingers. Cas replies, "Dean, it's me. Castiel." 1c. Reverse shot of Dean in the same position, gun now tilted away slightly from Cas's touch. Offscreen, Cas continues, "Sam called. Said you were having some...memory issues...?" Dean squints at him, lips pursed skeptically. His speech bubble has an ellipsis and text behind his head reads "processing..." in bright green techy font. 1d. Repeat. Dean's face clears, eyebrows popping up as he exclaims, "Oh!"

2a. Waist up of Dean from Cas's POV, grinning with genuine joy as he reaches both arms behind himself to tuck his gun away. He says, "Castiel, right!! You're my best friend!!" 2b. Reverse shot of Cas as Dean darts forward and throws his arms around his neck in a tight hug. Dean exclaims, "Hi, dude!" Cas's arms fly up in surprise, eyes shocked wide and cheeks flushed red as his chin is tucked into Dean's shoulder. 2c. Zoom out slightly. Blushing and smiling shyly, Cas rests his hands on Dean's back and says "Um...you're my best friend too, Dean..." Dean replies, "Haha, sweet." 2d. Zoom out to knees-up. Dean breaks the hug and leans back, holding Cas at arms length by the shoulders with a grin. His gun is now visible, stuffed barrel-down into the back of his jeans. Dean says, "Dude, you smell like ozone." Cas, arms now hanging straight at his sides and still a bit red in the face, furrows his brow and replies "Um...thank you? It's the ozone." Dean: "Ohhh..." Cas: "Dean...did you remember to put the safety on?" Dean: "The what?" /End ID

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I've said this a million times but I will neverrrrrrr be over 13x18 having the weakest possible sabriel bait 10 years too late intercut with ketch fingering dean's hole bullet wound in the snow in a romance novel wounded soldier fantasy.

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no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’