comradeclarke
comradeclarke
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An American monarchist of German descent. Former friend and rp partner of the-nebulas-nebula,spiritconner, and many others.Recovering from assholeidous. I also wanna move to Berlin someday and learn German.
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comradeclarke · 4 years ago
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What a Gamer
Just found out the reason melatonin sounds so similar to melanin is because the professor who found it was harvesting it from cows because he thought it could help him become black and didn’t realize it was the sleepy time hormone
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comradeclarke · 4 years ago
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yo what up my fellow disappointments to society, it’s me, asshole here
We are not loved, we are but a speck of dust compared to the corporal elite, while they pull the strings of our inverse totalitarian state, giving us the illusion of change. Life is meaningless, pointless, where racism against whites is referred as “reverse racism” Where people who claim to fight the racists are a majority organization. Where people demand reparations for crimes whose criminals are long dead, yet demand the descendants of those criminals pay for it. Where  despite claiming to be their friend, seemingly view the POC as needing to be guided by the white man to equality. Where we teach utter lies to our children, teaching them to hate themselves. Where the gangster culture is encouraged.
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comradeclarke · 5 years ago
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eggs are life brother. You are blind to not see such truth
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comradeclarke · 5 years ago
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Fucking commie.
....Alrighty then.
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comradeclarke · 5 years ago
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you absolute walnut.
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comradeclarke · 5 years ago
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Dear Cee: Hello dear x friend, I'm sorry for being SoOo rude for being nice and being nice to you in the past when I gave you 100,000,000 chances dear friend but I have to say you got so bad! and just so you know its illegal to tell people to kill them selfs, so thank you for being a nice guy c@den
Please leave me alone.
You’re just being rude..please leave me alone.
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comradeclarke · 5 years ago
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Yo what's up you dumbass so uh i noticed you called us braindead. From one medical student to a complete and utter retard, braindead means the brain, liver, heart, etc, stopped working. We're quite obviously alive and well. Calling us dead isn't much of an insult. If you can't take the time to find the meaning of a word, to just pass it on without knowing the meaning? You're a dumbass. Complete and utter dumbass. I'd like you to get tetanus. Please. Fuck you, and stop trying to contact us. -Mars
Please stop talking to me. I want to be left alone. Please?
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comradeclarke · 5 years ago
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It should've been obvious by the first 5 times she blocked you that she doesn't want you in her life. I don't care what the excuse is, you fucked up and have to face the consequences. You've hurt an innocent kid snd if she doesn't want you in her life, you need to respect that. Leave her alone. Please. All you're doing is hurting her more, do you not realize that? Every time you message her, she despises you more and more. If your plan is to make things better, you're failing. -J
Dear asshole, What the fucking hell do you want. I’m not talking to her at all. I’m only here because of this. What do you want? what are you to gain by messaging me? Boost in confidence? Gaining a sense of Morality? Don’t you get the idea? I have contacted them in some time. The last time did was December. I have no clue what the hell you want for me too say. They’ve only been mentioned by you. I haven't talked about them in some time, yet you just come here and get my attention...why? What do you want from me? To inform me I’m a horrible human being? I know that....wanna know why? Simple...BECAUSE OF YOUR FAT ASS. I WANT TO BE LEFT ONLY YET YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME! FUCK OFF! GO! Leave! Please. Go fucking leave me only and break someone else’s self-confidence you POS
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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Listen here, no one is harassing you, we are pointing out that you're a bad person. What you're doing is called "Gaslighting" it's a manipulation technique that a lot of abusive and toxic people use, whether you're trying to gaslight anyone or not, you're still doing it. Of course an idiotic abusive pedophile like you would try to deny it. Leave Alyssa the fuck alone -from a stranger who already hates you with a burning passion. Bye~
How is insulting me helping anything anon? Cause it isn’t. It isn’t accomplishing anything. How about you not accuse me of being a pedophile? Cause I’m not. I already know friendship with her is a lost cause at this point. I haven’t been attempting to make her my friend for awhile. I’m trying to reach a mutual understanding, nothing more, nothing less. You are not pointing out that i’m a bad person. All you are doing is insulting me like Marley did. Also, I already know that i am not a good person. You Don’t have to say it to me for the tenth time. Also take what i am about to say in mind...Understand? How would you feel if you trusted your name, your identity to someone...and when they stop being your friend they basically tell the entire world while screaming through a microphone. What would you feel? Would you feel betrayed? Who knows...after all I’m not you. However when that happen it felt horrible. I feel vulnerable. I felt lied to.I don’t want to be Alyssa to be my friend.She betrayed my trust. Does being an asshole justify having your name being told on the internet? There are so many things i can say. However to put it simply.....I won’t ever trust her again, I told her my name. I fully trusted her. I really did, even when she left. I trusted her with my heart and soul. She was my friend...and i cared about her.....even when i was at my worst i cared about her in my own twisted way. I bet it doesn’t matter to you though...right? After all I’m just a heartless POS to you. If you reply please refrain from insulting me, this is a debate after all.
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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hi
Hi.
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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Okay. Listen. I hate you with passion, but even I know when to let off. Here's a deal. Don't interact with my friends, girlfriends, or family, and APOLOGIZE FOR SUICIDE BAITING MARLEY AND SENDING YOUR FRIENDS TO SUICIDE BAIT ME, and I'll leave you alone, and we can have the mutual agreement to end the fued. It's been over. The only thing dragging it on is your interaction with my mutuals and girlfriends. -Kichi
How did I Suicide Bait Marley? I really don’t Know. If anything we should both apologize for suicide baiting the other. We all have done something bad in this feud. Me Being an asshole, Marley’s Harassment for me saying hi. All of us are guilty of something in this pointless thing. I haven’t talked to you or any of your friends since Marley’s last comment on my blog. My Friend was the anon who sent that message. I didn’t. I Didn’t expect them to care. I thought they had forgotten about it. It seems they were simply just waiting for things to calm until they struck. 
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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Listen. I'm not here to speak civily. Don't follow my fucking girlfriend(kinless-rat). Don't interact with me or my friends. You're not the victim. You haven't been suicide baited over this.(And if you have, I'll talk to my friends about it because that's fucked up) And it's you and your SHITBAG friends that are dragging this on. -With disdain, Kichi.
I Assume my friend said something bad? If they did (Which i assume happened) then i’m sorry. I simply told them to get your attention, or something along those lines. ( i asked them during october) As For the following thing, I simply felt like it. If you are going to scream about it then I’ll unfollow Her. I Randomly follow people. Most of the time i don’t even comment on any of their posts. Can You please not act how you say i always act like? Yes, I have been Suicide Baited. I’ve Already thought of committing Suicide by hanging, however i couldn’t bring myself to do it. But Then again.......Isn’t that what you all want? Me being Dead? I mean Being called And I quote “Human Scum” Doesn’t seem like you like me. Marley was constantly telling me to kill myself while also saying she would be happy if i were dead. However I don’t think the whole of my extended Family would agree with such statements. I’m well aware i’m not perfect, I’m aware i have anger issues, i’m aware i’m a jerk, however i don’t think ignoring that both sides are flawed is a good idea. I would say something along the lines of “Let’s just shake hands and hug it out” However I wouldn’t be surprised if you all thought that physical contact with me could kill you. I quite literally am only here cause you messaged me. You’re the one who started this conversation, not me. I just want this resolved in a way that benefits none, while also possibly allowing something akin to acquaintance being able to sprout once again. I am offering peace. Please do think Carefully about what you do next. I’ll be waiting for your Response (if it ever comes)  -With condolences, Comrade 
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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alright fine. This is my final send. Do not contact us again. Do not try. I will be cival again, and please. I'm fat and i know, like, no LOCE it. And i'm not into that icky stuff so as long as you can like,, not say that i'll be good. Again, this is my final ask. I'll be cival once more.
You haven’t been civil this entire time! I was nice until your last post! I wasn’t rude…at all. Don’t say “Again” like you were civil….you weren’t. You brought this upon yourself! I snapped because of you! I worked so hard on being a nice person and you fucking broke it! My nice side was basically a cage that kept the old me away. Good job…You let it break out.(Edit: I went to far with the sexual things…..i guess i let my emotions influence me a little too much…..I’m sorry…I truly am….I really am….I sometimes wish all of us could be friends again…but alas, that is but a pipe dream…..I am sorry for everything that i have said……….You deserve my apology……and i just gave it……Again…i went a little bit too far….i’m sorry marley) [P.S: I didn’t call you fat….if something in my post gave you that response then i’m sorry…..Tell Athena Hi for me will yah?] {Edit2: I guess i’ll explain why i was such an asshole in our last few weeks of friendship…..it’s simple really…and it’s terrible that all of it was caused over a few simple things. During those last few weeks i was under terrible pressure…..I have exams that i had to study for, fear that i would fail the 8th grade, a general lack of self-esteem, terrible sleep, going to bed very late, stress, and depression. Combine all those things and you get an unfeeling asshole, who cries himself to sleep every night while harassing his only source of motivation…his friends. After school my depression got worse….I didn’t know if i had passed or not…..I was afraid i failed 8th grade..and i didn’t want to be the first person in my family that failed a grade level…….and i also use my friends as emotional outlets….basically whenever i have fun with them…i forget about my problems…and never was it so effective then with you, alyssa and athena….i would feel as if i was almost…normal. Now without Fizzy….it feels like a thunderstorm is always above my head….sorry for the rambling}- With the kindest regards-Caden
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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Hey can you like, not DM Emma? Have you not gotten the message that WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR LIVES?! IS YOUR BRAIN SO FUCKING TINY YOU CAN'T PROCESS THAT WE HATE YOU AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU?! Because i'm starting to think it is. Your brain is the size of your dick, and your dick is non-existant. If i ever have to attend your funeral i will wear all pink and fortnite dance in your coffin. Do not contact me or any of my friends again. You are a peice of shit that can die in a well, okay?
How about you fucking kill yourself? I’ve literally been nice this entire feud...and what do you do? You tell me to kill myself....Yes Solid plan...insult someone to make them go away...are you fucking brain dead? Oh wait....now that i think about it..You are! You are fucking braindead, You can’t see how much of a hypocrite you are by saying that i harassed you and then you proceed to harass me. Real smart move Dumbass. I wanted to be nice, I tried to be civil. You Didn’t take that chance. You just woke up the old me. Hope you feel proud of yourself. I try and say hi once and i get harassed. And then you come here and harass me  more! So About this Marley. Go shove a fucking cactus up your non-existent asshole and then slit your fucking skinny-ass Wrists and bleed to death. I mean....That’s fair right? you’ve told me to kill myself twice. So It’s only fair i tell you to kill yourself too....However you will most likely whine to Alyssa like a fucking little bitch who is a snitch. Also.....You do know I have a brain..right? Oh right...you most likely can’t tell cause you too caught up sucking alyssa’s non-existent cock! Here’s A warmup for yah Marley......Don’t swing at me and expect me not to swing back...however you are fucking stupid so you didn’t think i would swing back. Tell Alyssa That I want to put an end to this feud as SOON as Possible...With a deal that favors none...Yah Hear me? Or do you want me to comment on every single post you have ever made? 
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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hi, who are you, how did you find my trashy blog, and why are you following me??? (not mad or anything, I'm just genuinely curious)
I actually don’t remember. I’m really dumb. I most likely followed you on a very late night or something. 
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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Yo, remember Sophie? His name is Sage now.
Hello sage.
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comradeclarke · 6 years ago
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Hey can you like, not DM Emma? Have you not gotten the message that WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR LIVES?! IS YOUR BRAIN SO FUCKING TINY YOU CAN'T PROCESS THAT WE HATE YOU AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU?! Because i'm starting to think it is. Your brain is the size of your dick, and your dick is non-existant. If i ever have to attend your funeral i will wear all pink and fortnite dance in your coffin. Do not contact me or any of my friends again. You are a peice of shit that can die in a well, okay?
Alright. Let’s get this Over with. I Don’t Hate you. I Literally want to make things right....If anything you are the piece of shit that can die in a well. I’m trying to be a better person. I don’t see why harassing me is needed. Perhaps You Are Overreacting? I’m Being calm right now. What are you doing? Yelling At someone? Who wants to make things better? Well I suppose we are both retards now aren’t we? Or are you somehow immune because you’re marley and therefore an angel that can’t do anything bad? If you were an angel, i would prefer going to hell then having to enter heaven with you glaring daggers at me. Also, I have only insulted you because you are the one that comes to harass me. Call me anything you want. I’m Still human, Unlike you i have regret. I have sorrow, i have emotions. I have some many things. What do You have? All i see is someone who is overreacting like an idiot and embarrassing themselves. I want this stupid thing to end, while also being able to comment on alyssa’s tumblr..seeing as i find what she posts amusing. Or am i not allowed to be happy? Because that would explain why you are hellbent on harassing me, intent on removing what little happiness i have. So Go away. I don’t insult any of you until you harass me. Can you not see the irony? Let us solve this problem together. As co-workers. Not as enemies. I’m giving you one last warning marley. Don’t poke the bear. The bear in this case is the old me, which i keep under lock and key.....Do you wish for me to be how i was before? Or do you want me being Civil? Your Choice. Also, Can You fucking go take a chill pill? I’m getting annoyed by your terrible manners. Insulting someone is not a good way to make someone do something. Or does your dust molecule brain not realize that fact because of how retarded you are by doing this? I simply want to get all this shit off my chest. I’m have not been overreacting...YOU are. And no, i won’t die in a well. I don’t know where one is...maybe you can just find a well and die instead? I bet you’re going to be angry when you read this...so i’ll one thing. Cause and effect. You harass me....i’m going to harass you back in self-defense. Two negatives don’t make a positive. Or Maybe they do? In your retarded brain anyway. I don’t want to hurt you. However seeing as you have the emotional spectrum of a fucking piece of wood i doubt you’ll understand anything. So how about you don’t harass me and be nice for once....How about that? or is that to hard for you? Being nice would be a step in the right direction of solving this issue. However i doubt you want to admit you are wrong, and most likely will say i have to be nice. However i can assure you that i’ll be nice if you are nice to me. So stop harassing me and start being rational. 
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