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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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at the company holiday party and a buddy proposed "suicide via throwing yourself into the alligator moat at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, irrevocably changing the lives of dozens of horrified onlookers" as the coolest way to die which was the most inspired thing i've heard in a while

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Dio's Mansion trying to comfort a mourning teenager, a concept.

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every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself

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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

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The Disco Elysium/Death Note fic I discovered I'd accidentally crafted myself into the perfect engine to write when it possessed me for five straight months (based off neproxrezi's excellent viral post) is finally done and posted.

A crossover formatted like a Disco Elysium bonus sidequest! Play as Harry Du Bois*,

*simulate watching a letsplay where the player selects slightly different choices than you would

and investigate who fatally struck Light Yagami with a Kineema Coupris! (It was you.)

PROJECT your latent bisexuality onto Light's corpse!

FLIRT with Touta Matsuda????

ENCOUNTER an exciting new cryptid! (shinigami)

And learn about the main event: The etymology of Elysium's alternate history version of pogs

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#1 crush. vent doodle

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still thinking about the quark arms dealer episode

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i like to imagine ART as weird static that is Literally so suffocating over the feed <3

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happy bday Jason, be careful next time

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Jason's special day.

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the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"

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does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about