conductor-on-grn

[conductor-on-grn]

WHAT THE FUCK.

what did you do with lime i'm bloody terrified. what the hell

“………It says gullible on the ceiling.”

- @green-bug-trapper

it literally doesn't????? hold on.

*Some shuffling. He pokes a broom at the ceiling.*

yeah, it doesn't. Ricky, you've got to work on your fact-checking! it very much does not say gu— oh.

ohhhhh. verrrry funny, mate. actually hilarious.

[conductor-on-grn]

“………It says gullible on the ceiling.”

- @green-bug-trapper

it literally doesn't????? hold on.

*Some shuffling. He pokes a broom at the ceiling.*

yeah, it doesn't. Ricky, you've got to work on your fact-checking! it very much does not say gu— oh.

ohhhhh. verrrry funny, mate. actually hilarious.

[conductor-on-grn]

i think i'm good, mate! just. um. i would rather not be sandwich meat right now. or ever, actually.

*slaps you between two slices of white bread and a piece of lettuce*

Samwich

WHAT—??????

oh. actually this isn't bad. kinda comfy in here, to be honest.

wait, hold on, don't eat me, wAIT—

[conductor-on-grn]

*slaps you between two slices of white bread and a piece of lettuce*

Samwich

WHAT—??????

oh. actually this isn't bad. kinda comfy in here, to be honest.

wait, hold on, don't eat me, wAIT—

[conductor-on-grn]

“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

[conductor-on-grn]

what a travesty... got my arse kicked once again. :[

... jokes, of course. congratulations, mate! you sure deserve it !!! good luck on your next fight(s) !!!!

THE HUNTER VS Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

THE HUNTER

@scozthewoz

Image credit: @/scozthewoz

hailing from the london countrysides of the united kingdom, this insatiable butcher with the cheshire grin is a teenage expert at the art of paid homocide, despite how squirrely she may look! her presentation is a vauge riddle, hinted at with hyena-like cackles, a cruelty behind her constantly bared teeth she tends to mask as friendliness. she prides herself on her toys, each of them meticulously handmade and carefully hidden like snakes in the sand, every beartrap or snare serving nicely to hold her prey in place and maim them as it does so just in case one pesky rabbit weasles out! this viscera-lusting vermin prefers a more hands-on approach when she crawls out of the walls to play, often putting her guns to the wayside in favour of her beloved knife -- and on occasion, her teeth.

a taste of blood goes a long way for her motivation, you know.. why don't we give her a little push?

Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

@conductor-on-grn

Image credit: @/mxcrowave

The Conductor is a role that functions mainly over radio, informing their teammates about opportunities on the battlefield from a bird's-eye perspective. Global Radio Network is the only (official) team with a Conductor which really makes Ray special, I'd say.

I think Ray deserves to win because he's just genuinely having a good time! He actively goes to other teams just to give them random stuff! They're friendly to a vast majority of people, and love caring for his friends.

(…What might lose him the vote is the fact that they're British. My sincerest apologies.)

[conductor-on-grn]

y'know, if you think about it, we could've been neighbours! small world, huh? (i know London's a fairly big city as is but the sentiment is there.)

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go vote in the hunter v. conductor poll at @tf2occontest !!!

Hunter @thebubblybutcher belongs to @/scozthewoz

and Conductor belongs to yours truly :]

[conductor-on-grn]

THE HUNTER VS Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

THE HUNTER

@scozthewoz

Image credit: @/scozthewoz

hailing from the london countrysides of the united kingdom, this insatiable butcher with the cheshire grin is a teenage expert at the art of paid homocide, despite how squirrely she may look! her presentation is a vauge riddle, hinted at with hyena-like cackles, a cruelty behind her constantly bared teeth she tends to mask as friendliness. she prides herself on her toys, each of them meticulously handmade and carefully hidden like snakes in the sand, every beartrap or snare serving nicely to hold her prey in place and maim them as it does so just in case one pesky rabbit weasles out! this viscera-lusting vermin prefers a more hands-on approach when she crawls out of the walls to play, often putting her guns to the wayside in favour of her beloved knife -- and on occasion, her teeth.

a taste of blood goes a long way for her motivation, you know.. why don't we give her a little push?

Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

@conductor-on-grn

Image credit: @/mxcrowave

The Conductor is a role that functions mainly over radio, informing their teammates about opportunities on the battlefield from a bird's-eye perspective. Global Radio Network is the only (official) team with a Conductor which really makes Ray special, I'd say.

I think Ray deserves to win because he's just genuinely having a good time! He actively goes to other teams just to give them random stuff! They're friendly to a vast majority of people, and love caring for his friends.

(…What might lose him the vote is the fact that they're British. My sincerest apologies.)

[conductor-on-grn]

*It was easy to lend an ear. Ray had done so numerous times before, and each and every time it astounded him how he could in the first place.

He tentatively reached out his hand to comfort Lime, but decided against it just in case that would set him off further.*

i'm, uh— i'm sure it wasn't actually your fault that whatever happened happened. as in, sometimes when things go wrong we tend to demonise ourselves and make things seem worse in the process. so maybe that's what you're doing now!

*They took a moment to ponder, bouncing their leg a little bit in their seat while doing so.*

this does depend on what exactly happened, of course. i mean, i don't know much myself about it, so i'm kind of in the dark about anything that could suggest you're at fault. if anything. which i doubt there is.

Its been... a few days with no sign of Lime, which isnt strange but still concerning.

Lime heard a knock at the door, just great. He got up, his movements groggy and sluggish as he slowly opened the door

oh great.. He mumbled. His voice was missing that playfulness. Whaddya need, Ray?

- @zesty-lime-scout

*Ray readjusted their posture a bit now that Lime had opened the door and they were one hundred percent certain he wasn't going to shut them out.

Cradled in his arms was a blanket and a couple of books, as well as what seemed to be a few videotapes. The whole ordeal was weighing precariously in the man's arms, as if he were relying on its centre of mass not to give out at any moment.*

hey there, mate! i haven't seen you around in a solid so i thought maybe i'd check up on you? if that's alright?

*He put up his arms as if to placate — or, he would have done so had there not been assorted objects to balance in that moment. To compromise, they opted for a nod and hoped he got the message.*

it's completely fine if you don't want me here, don't worry! i'll just, um— *Another subtle shift in balance to keep the load in his arms steady.* — head on back to the radio booth, i guess. no harm done!

[conductor-on-grn]

*Ray gently placed the bundle of stuff on the coffee table and sat down, pulling out a book from it and absentmindedly flicking through the pages; an idle fidget, not one intending to be disruptive or anything.*

it's alright, really. hell, i think i've seen worse mess than this! so you've got nothing to worry about at all.

*The Conductor was no stranger to messy rooms — his very own radio station/bedroom situation tended to get rather chaotic on its own, after all. Still, it was a bit saddening to see the Scout's room in such a state that it was.*

soooo, um.... do you perhaps want to talk about it? i'm all ears if you do.

Its been... a few days with no sign of Lime, which isnt strange but still concerning.

Lime heard a knock at the door, just great. He got up, his movements groggy and sluggish as he slowly opened the door

oh great.. He mumbled. His voice was missing that playfulness. Whaddya need, Ray?

- @zesty-lime-scout

*Ray readjusted their posture a bit now that Lime had opened the door and they were one hundred percent certain he wasn't going to shut them out.

Cradled in his arms was a blanket and a couple of books, as well as what seemed to be a few videotapes. The whole ordeal was weighing precariously in the man's arms, as if he were relying on its centre of mass not to give out at any moment.*

hey there, mate! i haven't seen you around in a solid so i thought maybe i'd check up on you? if that's alright?

*He put up his arms as if to placate — or, he would have done so had there not been assorted objects to balance in that moment. To compromise, they opted for a nod and hoped he got the message.*

it's completely fine if you don't want me here, don't worry! i'll just, um— *Another subtle shift in balance to keep the load in his arms steady.* — head on back to the radio booth, i guess. no harm done!

[conductor-on-grn]

Its been... a few days with no sign of Lime, which isnt strange but still concerning.

Lime heard a knock at the door, just great. He got up, his movements groggy and sluggish as he slowly opened the door

oh great.. He mumbled. His voice was missing that playfulness. Whaddya need, Ray?

- @zesty-lime-scout

*Ray readjusted their posture a bit now that Lime had opened the door and they were one hundred percent certain he wasn't going to shut them out.

Cradled in his arms was a blanket and a couple of books, as well as what seemed to be a few videotapes. The whole ordeal was weighing precariously in the man's arms, as if he were relying on its centre of mass not to give out at any moment.*

hey there, mate! i haven't seen you around in a solid so i thought maybe i'd check up on you? if that's alright?

*He put up his arms as if to placate — or, he would have done so had there not been assorted objects to balance in that moment. To compromise, they opted for a nod and hoped he got the message.*

it's completely fine if you don't want me here, don't worry! i'll just, um— *Another subtle shift in balance to keep the load in his arms steady.* — head on back to the radio booth, i guess. no harm done!

[conductor-on-grn]

oh, thank you!! i guess i wasn't actually expecting clarification, haha.

alright then — i'd say a solid 8 out of 10 most likely. it's not all that bad around here, and there's probably worse out there, so... yeah.

would you say that's insightful enough?

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

oh! um, hmm, lemme think.....

wait— what scale are we working on—?

d'you want that in a star system? out of 10? in which case, is 10 supposed to be really good? strongly agree to strongly disagree—? i'm not exactly sure what you want here, i don't know—

or, actually, maybe you want it in miles per hour. or eagles per hamburger, or something. in THAT case, i wouldn't be able to help you, i fear.

(i am european at heart. sorry. i wish i understood freedom units, i really do. alas! it mustn't be!)

[conductor-on-grn]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

oh! um, hmm, lemme think.....

wait— what scale are we working on—?

d'you want that in a star system? out of 10? in which case, is 10 supposed to be really good? strongly agree to strongly disagree—? i'm not exactly sure what you want here, i don't know—

or, actually, maybe you want it in miles per hour. or eagles per hamburger, or something. in THAT case, i wouldn't be able to help you, i fear.

(i am european at heart. sorry. i wish i understood freedom units, i really do. alas! it mustn't be!)

[conductor-on-grn]

*He breaks off a small chunk and holds it out.*

nuh—uh! you're my friend and as your friend i decree you have a taste. unless you've got REALLY strong anti-chocolate sentiment in which case... fair enough? fair enough. i don't control your taste in sweets.

*They snap off another small piece, putting this one into their mouth.*

okay, yeah, this actually bangs. brilliant. oh my god thank you! i— ah. pretend i'm normal about sweet stuff in my facehole, why don't you?

*Trapper gives ray a bar of chocolate*

“Ray. It is St. valentines day. I believe giving chocolate is the norm for this holiday. Enjoy.”

- @green-bug-trapper

aw, fuck, 'Ric, you shouldn't have!!! i think this is, like — the really good stuff too, i think—? man.

*He grins from ear to ear, holding the chocolate bar close to his chest.*

that's really sweet of you, mate. you sure you don't want a bite yourself?

[conductor-on-grn]

*Trapper gives ray a bar of chocolate*

“Ray. It is St. valentines day. I believe giving chocolate is the norm for this holiday. Enjoy.”

- @green-bug-trapper

aw, fuck, 'Ric, you shouldn't have!!! i think this is, like — the really good stuff too, i think—? man.

*He grins from ear to ear, holding the chocolate bar close to his chest.*

that's really sweet of you, mate. you sure you don't want a bite yourself?

[conductor-on-grn]

i am so sorry. i forgot what day it was. do forgive me it won't happen again o7

[conductor-on-grn]

all my stuff from the @tf2occontest magma board :] vvv characters below cut

@friendlyengie's Marcel & Armani @drdiah's Therapist @meet-the-courier's Brady @ruthytwoshakes' Glider @clovert3a's Mecha @conductor-on-grn's Ray @reptil-enjoyer's Cherry @hawki-doodles' Detective Spy @vixendoesstuffz Conrad @sharkk-fin's Supplier @the-trapper-talks' Trapper and my Qamar, Tāne, Ngaio & Sailor. they can be found here -> @askdusktf2

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