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Quite simply, the greatest thing ever: a tippy tappy widdle waddling toucan. (2can.tv)

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It scares me when my cat enters my room and is eyeing me the entire time she’s walking

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Sometimes the only thing you can do is ignore your school work and relax your mental state while getting stressed over the assignments you ignore but not being able to do them because your stressed

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In my humble opinion, Suburu seems like an example of a smart kid. 

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Literally all my devices have the lowest brightness you can get without it turning black

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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Odin walks up to you and watches your face with understanding. “I see you are confused,” He says, beckoning you to follow him down the hall. “Your God and I made an agreement long ago. His realm is not for the steady of heart, He wishes for nothing but peace. I, on the other hand, cannot be around those who would rather submit humbly instead of trying to change. You died a warrior, so you have been sent to the warrior’s afterlife.” 

You are a devout Christian, but you believe in protecting what’s yours. A burglar breaks into your home and you fight them with all you have, but they kill you. To your surprise instead of heaven you stand before the gates of Valhalla, as a warrior who has died in glorious battle.

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My brain cross wires so fucking fast it’s not funny. 

[looks at a book with a character named Joshua in it]

[switches to a movie with a completely different story line]

Brain: Joshua is in this movie, it is about Joshua, Joshua is the mobster.

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Do you ever just

[internally] MotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfuckaMotherfucka

[just barely audbile] mothafucka

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The worst part about having a numb finger is that when you wiggle it with your other hand and hear a noise, is that you don’t know if that noise was good or bad

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Post on a dofferent website > I like it a lot ? I use it a lot > I finally make an account on that website > I forget about it for several months > I check back in

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Recent revelations have shown to me that this is a lie

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I hate me siblings with a fiery passion and often threaten to bash theirs heads in (and once almost did so) but I would take a bullet for them

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I fucking hate children of any size, personality, shape, ethnics, race, religion, nationality, age/era, age, and any other classification. 

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It’s been years and I still haven’t memorized the b flat scale

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Just flashbacked to the first day of highschool and I had brought rose-gold essential oil because I was nervous as crap and this one girl started shitting on me for it saying ‘it doesn’t work’. Bitch, how do you know what effects me? Are you me? No, please, go take your track, soccer, honorary student, spongebob and sex illiterate ass away from me

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I, once, for a split second, thought fake/acrylic nails were used to stop mastrubating for both bodies.