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Cynicism is bullshit, if you have no hope for change and improvement, it will never come

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WE FUCKING WON!!!!

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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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i remember you from when we were bugs

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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schoolbus is lowkey goated when looking out a window while listening to your moms classic rock and thinking about your personal philosophy in a moral ocd honoring way is the vibe

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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

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Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all

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i feel strongly about this

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i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

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No, but not in the ways you'd first assume

anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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Anyone who calls me neurospicy should be beaten to death with a linux laptop

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The tune to Blur’s “Song 2″ is actually from a hymn popular in the 1600s. The second hymn in most hymnals, the otherwise untitled “Hymn 2″ was most often known as the “Woohoo Hymn” due to the repetition of the phrase.