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Hetty: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Sam: Okay?
Hetty: …
Hetty: …
Hetty: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—
#hetty woodstone#sam arondekar#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#i miss ghosts :(#need it to be fall already so i can have them back
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Trevor: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Pete: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Sass: A realist sees a freight train.
Alberta: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Baxter: Carol and I got married!
Jenkins: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#carol martino#shed squad my beloved#season 5 is going to feature more of them TRUST
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Jay, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.
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Nigel: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
#nigel chessum#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#he’s so real for this#literally nigel when he was beefing with hetty and trevor
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Elias: Hey besties-
Hetty: Die.
Elias: What did I do to you-
#hetty woodstone#elias woodstone#ghosts cbs#cbs ghosts#incorrect quotes#this is essentially what elias does whenever he appears from hell#also what HASN’T elias done
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*Nigel talking to his men during the war*
Nigel: Time sensitive question, how do you flirt with a boy?
Jenkins: Throw rocks at him.
Baxter: Hot dogs.
Jenkins: Kill him.
Nigel: Thanks guys.
#nigel chessum#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#shed squad my beloved#need more of them please
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Trevor: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Pete: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Sass: A realist sees a freight train.
Alberta: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
#trevor lefkowitz#pete martino#sasappis#alberta haynes#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#they are such dumbasses (affectionate)
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Trevor: Are you ready to commit?
Hetty: Like, a crime or a relationship?
#trevor lefkowitz#hetty woodstone#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#hetty x trevor#h money#just power friends things ✨
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Flower: Are pigeons drones?
Hetty: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Flower: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Hetty: Please let me sleep...
#flower montero#hetty woodstone#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#this is a deleted scene from 1x02 the joes just cut it for time (real not fake)
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Flower: Baby vibes…hold gentle…like hamburger.
Thor: Punt like football.
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Sasappis: Ladies, gentlemen, and Flower, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Flower: A llama?
Sass: No.
Flower: A baby llama?
Sass: No!
Flower: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Sass: NO!
#sasappis#flower montero#ghosts cbs#cbs ghosts#incorrect quotes#need more of their dynamic that isn’t flower making fun of sass for being a virgin
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Isaac: They don’t make ‘em like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.
Alberta: Thank God.
#isaac higgintoot#alberta haynes#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#incorrect quotes#how does tumblr work#sorry if this has been done before#i wanna try and use this app more lol
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Pete & “bye, babe” | “The Silent Partner”
requested by @stitchluvsu
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