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can we agree they ALL had it bad and they ALL need therapy and hugs

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im getting so burnt out from the fandom, all you people have been doing lately has been hating on everything like if you dont fucking like the series anymore just leave the fandom no one is forcing you to stay here, if you dont like a character ok fine, i rlly didnt give much of a shit abt lava cake, but i didnt make 20 posts a day talking abt it can yall lighten up a bit?

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I’m more scared of the fandom when the movie releases then I am of the movie actually being bad.

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people saying that keefes become the main characters honestly just feel like theyre used to the fandom making him as such cause hes a fan favorite like he literally wasnt in the last book almost at all

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Dex is pansexual

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marella redek is a lesbian and it’s lesbian visibility week

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I’ve already said this on my account but forcing a t rex to be vegetarian is animal abuse and one of the most messed up things in kotlc

first of all, t rex jaws are not made for eating leafs and plants. plants are meant to be chewed, that’s why we have flat teeth in the back, because humans are herbivores. t rexs don’t have those. they only have sharp teeth meant for tearing and eating meat. they literally can’t eat plants.

second they need the nutrients that come from meat, ik the magic elven plants might be different. but no way are any plants filling up a carnivores stomach.

I can go on but I’m watching Harry Potter rn and don’t want to type on my phone for like forever. but just imagine forcing a sheep to eat cow meat… wtf

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they need to bring jolie back whos with me

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As much as i love keefe i would’ve loved if 9.5 had been about multiple situations from other povs. I wanna see more of dex, biana, wylie and everyone else when they aren’t around sophie

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dex is not only forgotten from the books but also from the fandom

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keefie is a horrible ship…

…but they’re inevitably going to end up together.

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Keefe as a character >>>> Fitz as a character

Fitz as a person >>>> Keefe as a person

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i’m so mad that the taste of prattles i just described as “nutty”. i want more. what do prattles taste like.

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a kotlc movie directed by Tim Burton would have been cool

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Sophie's fine without any guy or girl, she can be happy on her own :)

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im just realising with the new album released how many ppl here are swifties 😭

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Fitz is soooooo irrelevant and irritating and irrational