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hadestown fan culture is introducing people to the musical and putting on hey little songbird just so you can watch their faces when they first hear patrick’s voice
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Mighty Nein + Queer Tumblr Text Posts
Edit: more for Fjord [ here]
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today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just
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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
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20DiceTeen Giveaway!

That’s right, Travelers! We’re kicking 20DiceTeen off in style!
From January 7th through February 28th, 11:59 pm Central Time, you can enter for a chance to win some goodies!
There will be three (3) tiers of prizes available, with a total of nine (9) winners.
Bronze Tier; Five (5) Winners:
Two small (1.8 oz) soaps from the Apothecary Shop ($16 value) in an exclusive, Giveaway-only fragrance
Silver Tier; Three (3) Winners
A large (16 oz) candle from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance
A large (3.6 oz) soap from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance.
Optional, additional prize: a 3 card Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice
Gold Tier; One (1) Winner
A Bag of Devouring: 20 full sets of standard size, 7-piece polyhedral dice from Wiz Dice
A Dungeons and Dragons rule book, winner’s choice!
Optional, additional prize: a 12 card, comprehensive Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice
Rules
Open to the United States only. (Sorry, I know it blows.)
You must be following BOTH @tilthedayidice and @dnd-apothecary to be entered into the giveaway! (Yes we will check!)
No giveaway blogs please! If you follow from a main or sideblog, please tag your post with what your blog is so we can check!
1 Like = 1 Entry, 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Reblog as many times as you please, just be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them!
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20DiceTeen Giveaway!

That’s right, Travelers! We’re kicking 20DiceTeen off in style!
From January 7th through February 28th, 11:59 pm Central Time, you can enter for a chance to win some goodies!
There will be three (3) tiers of prizes available, with a total of nine (9) winners.
Bronze Tier; Five (5) Winners:
Two small (1.8 oz) soaps from the Apothecary Shop ($16 value) in an exclusive, Giveaway-only fragrance
Silver Tier; Three (3) Winners
A large (16 oz) candle from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance
A large (3.6 oz) soap from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance.
Optional, additional prize: a 3 card Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice
Gold Tier; One (1) Winner
A Bag of Devouring: 20 full sets of standard size, 7-piece polyhedral dice from Wiz Dice
A Dungeons and Dragons rule book, winner’s choice!
Optional, additional prize: a 12 card, comprehensive Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice
Rules
Open to the United States only. (Sorry, I know it blows.)
You must be following BOTH @tilthedayidice and @dnd-apothecary to be entered into the giveaway! (Yes we will check!)
No giveaway blogs please! If you follow from a main or sideblog, please tag your post with what your blog is so we can check!
1 Like = 1 Entry, 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Reblog as many times as you please, just be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them!
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Me internally preparing myself to see Mufasas death again but in CGI:
The Lion King Teaser:
Me:
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Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab
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mind stats you should dump depending on what class you play in dnd
barbarian: honestly any of them, but that’s irrelevant because barbarians are designed to have those stats dumped we gotta get into the Real hot takes
bard: listen most people would say wisdom BUT you should dump intelligence. be an idiot who can talk real good
cleric: dump charisma. live out your low charisma dreams. you have Good Plans but nobody listens to you because you cant talk well. be cassandra
druid: dump intelligence!! live out your woodsy dumbass dreams!! you know that leaves exist maybe!!!!
fighter: dump wisdom. be reckless. punch a guy. punch TWELVE guys. get kicked out of a bar. get into fights and then get Out of them
monk: listen monks are supposed to be spiritual and knowledegable shit but u know what? dump intelligence. be dumb punch shit
paladin: dump charisma. make your god hate you with how bad you talk to people. smash things with your holy light and shitty social skills
ranger: again, dump charisma. animals > people. eat leaves and weird people out
rogue: dump wisdom baby!! you got +7654354678 to stealth and nobody can Stop You from being impulsive if they dont know where you are
sorcerer: dump intelligence or wisdom. in fact, dump both. talk yourself out of any situation you get into because ur reckless and dont know shit
warlock: same fuckin thing, dump intelligence and wisdom. have a good time. u dont know how u got into ur pact and u probably dont care because now youve got sick magic powers
wizard: dump wisdom!! sure ur super smart but somebody could be 25% behind a rock and u wouldnt see em! blast spells at a moments notice!!! live ur dreams!!!
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20DiceTeen Giveaway!

That’s right, Travelers! We’re kicking 20DiceTeen off in style!
From January 7th through February 28th, 11:59 pm Central Time, you can enter for a chance to win some goodies!
There will be three (3) tiers of prizes available, with a total of nine (9) winners.
Bronze Tier; Five (5) Winners:
Two small (1.8 oz) soaps from the Apothecary Shop ($16 value) in an exclusive, Giveaway-only fragrance
Silver Tier; Three (3) Winners
A large (16 oz) candle from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance
A large (3.6 oz) soap from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance.
Optional, additional prize: a 3 card Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice
Gold Tier; One (1) Winner
A Bag of Devouring: 20 full sets of standard size, 7-piece polyhedral dice from Wiz Dice
A Dungeons and Dragons rule book, winner’s choice!
Optional, additional prize: a 12 card, comprehensive Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice
Rules
Open to the United States only. (Sorry, I know it blows.)
You must be following BOTH @tilthedayidice and @dnd-apothecary to be entered into the giveaway! (Yes we will check!)
No giveaway blogs please! If you follow from a main or sideblog, please tag your post with what your blog is so we can check!
1 Like = 1 Entry, 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Reblog as many times as you please, just be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them!
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When the DM brings up your backstory but you have to stay in character:
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“I came here with nothing, like hundreds before me, and millions behind me.”
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E u r y d i c e was a hungry young girl…
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