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i literally cannot stop. will reblog with the link once i’m done.

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Hijinks with @ghostmanboy

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gentle but firm reminder that having an eating disorder doesn’t make you responsible for all of society’s fatphobia 

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Galaxy Aesthetic – Purple

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Fabric Moths / Bumble Bees

Molly Burgess on Etsy

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I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

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im so bad at maintaining online friendships!! im sorry to everyone i’ve had a lovely chat with but havent followed up with!! im a very isolating person and i still consider you my friend i promise !!!

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white lgbt ppl dont know how much trouble theyve caused for us -_-

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If you have epilepsy/photosensitivity, you may want to avoid the Quick Reblog thing on mobile for the time being. For some reason the green confirmation bar at the bottom of the screen is now flashing rapidly (basically strobing) whenever I Quick Reblog a post, and Tumblr Support hasn't gotten back to me about it besides the standard list of basic troubleshooting.

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What if one day five guys changed its name to four guys and never said anything about it

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insanely very professional “which dream smp member are you” quiz that has never be done before. posting with a rb

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if you are a trans woman you have +10% critical chance and can cast lightning spell an extra time per day

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Today your horoscope involves fire and children. The stars wouldn’t clarify anything past that.

Taurus: Too much horoscope today! You’ve got destiny leaking out your ears! Try taking a nap and waiting for this to all blow over/

Gemini: You’ve got a productive day in store Gemini. Will it be on something you actually want to do? Lets say there is some minor will enslavement involved.

Cancer: The current fashion trend of having a tiny electric train running along the brim of your hat will soon take a back seat to the tiny miniature train unions.

Leo: Things will come to a head today, it will be a sort of emotional climax. There will also be a musical climax, but it will be unrelated.

Virgo: Your desire to move in many directions at once will run into some trouble when you are drawn and quartered and your various limbs fight to see who is the Most You.

Libra: There is a bit of a somber mood over the stars today. A malaise.  Maybe you oughta tell them their horoscope for once huh? 

Scorpio:Today people may seem insensitive and crass. They are, but its because of the entity made of sentient echoes controlling their thoughts. 

Ophiuchus: Yes, finding a relationship is a “numbers game” but that makes you sound like one of those creepy pickup artist guys. Semantics man.

Sagittarius: There may be a bit of a dampen on your emotions today. Its because you are sopping wet. Absolutely sodden. Down to the heart.

Capricorn: You’re gonna show up late and miss out on the frenzy. Your friends till like you, but they did say the frenzy was going to happen at 9:30 sharp.

Aquarius: People are really on your same wavelength today. Tell em to buzz off, who said this was a public wavelength?

Pisces: Today is a good day to be out and communicating rather than sitting at home, but who cares, relaxation waits for no man! 

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Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago

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Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.

2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical gap in desperate need of filling. We’re bringing it back out of sheer desperation

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