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Exactly 4'10, checkmate

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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MysticCacao AU where no one knows they're dating but they are.

"Why do you buy so much tea?" GC

"Mystic likes different flavors of tea." DC

. . .

"Why do you buy so many dark things now?" SM abt a dark pilllow

"Cacao likes dark things, and he likes to use my pillow, so I'm getting him his own." MF

. . .

They think DC has a grandma friend and they think MF got a cat

🤍🖤

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Even as someone who hasn't interacted with their own source material, wdym you use creative ai

gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?

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smaller than you.

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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Okay anyways did you know I have cards of my crk crushes in my wallet so I can do unspeakable things 😋

what.

also my other followers not knowing crk, lmao

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spring time pond

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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As a nice person, I will now ask you what you had for breakfast <3

Food, thank you, it was very fulfilling

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Yes, yes it is. This is where the madness starts.

Bend down⤵️ touch ur toes and ill show you where the monster goes 😈😈🔥🔥 /j

can i just have someone asking me what i had for breakfast

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is having 100+ followers where it starts the weird ass asks in my inbox?

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ink and sunlight? me? confused reading ink rat?

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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???? WAT THE FUCK IS A SQUUB

sometimes i see some cool art of Blorbo but before i reblog it i peek in the notes and discover. it is not, in fact, art of Blorbo. it is art of Squub. i have no idea who Squub is.

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fuck yis, the power of manifestation

Since I’m already on a roll:

SEND ME A THROPPLE, FIYERABA, OR GELPHIE HEADCANON* AND I’LL WRITE A BRIEF DRABBLE OR DIALOGUE EXCHANGE FOR IT**

*yes smutty ones are VERY much allowed and welcome 😏

**if I can figure out what to write for it 😅

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POV: You watched a horror movie last night and ½ of the Polycule is scared, ½ is exhausted, and ¼ doesn't understand why they're using a candle when they could just turn on the light

Trust me that's canon

(And btw it's been a long long time since I read anything from the book so I got a little creative with the designs tho I used the movie cast as a base :v)