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Okay but imagine you’re a tiny lizard living your humble & scaly life well hidden inside tomato leaves and then one day God starts leaving hills of brownies and avocado toasts three times the size of your head right by your front door.

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kind of following Sonic's birthday, none of these boys are normal lol

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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(hit the image limit multiple times, check the notes for the full conversation)

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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What thr hell

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her name is Luna!

(SHE/HER) 🐆🏳️‍⚧️🌙