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...So, that All the Shen Siblings Transmigrate AU? I wrote the Qijiu reconciliation in that universe. It's 1800 words long so I'm gonna read more most of it.
Yue Qingyuan woke in the dead of night and found himself unable to move from the neck down. A shadowy figure was leaving his room. He would be more concerned about this if he didn’t recognize the toddler the shadowy figure had left sitting on his chest.
“Shen Meishan,” he greeted her. “It’s nice to see you.”
Meimei giggled at him.
“Clearly your brothers are up to something,” he said. “Do you know what?”
Meimei answered, but she was unfortunately in that stage of babyhood where most of what she said was babbling, and he did not possess her brothers’ talent for interpreting her. He thought he caught the word ‘gege’ but that wasn’t much help.
“I see,” he said. At least his training in diplomacy had taught him what to do when someone was talking nonsense.
Meimei nodded solemnly, then reached out and poked his nose.
“Ding!” she said.
“Oh fascinating,” Yue Qingyuan said. “I didn’t know it did that.”
Meimei giggled again.
It had likely been the eldest Shen who had paralyzed him. Qian Cao doctors could do a lot with their acupuncture needles- though he wouldn’t put it past Shen Yuan to have found a plant or artifact that had the same effect.
He could hear a scuffle coming his way, so he’d find out soon enough.
The door to his room opened and he watched Shen Qingqiu be wrestled into the room by his brothers.
“Shen Qingqiu,” he greeted. He didn’t get a response but that was understandable, Shen Qingqiu was busy.
“Shen Xuan,” he continued his greetings. Technically it was Chen Xuan, but the eldest Shen had stopped protesting the name change months ago.
“Zhangmen-shixiong,” Shen Xuan replied calmly. Like he didn’t have his brother in a headlock, and as if he couldn’t feel Xiao Jiu biting his arm.
“Shen Yuan,” Yue Qingyuan concluded.
His disciple winced but then put on the same serene mask his siblings often wore and said, “Shizun.”
Surprisingly Luo Binghe wasn’t present. Shen Yuan’s ever present shadow was not welcome at whatever this was… that actually made Yue Qingyuan a little nervous.
Shen Yuan deliberately tripped Shen Jiu, allowing Shen Xuan to manhandle him down onto the bed beside Yue Qingyuan.
Meimei giggled at the ‘thump’ they made hitting the bed.
“I’m glad you think this is funny,” Shen Jiu snapped at her with less than a quarter of his usual venom.
Shen Jiu was face down on the bed; Shen Xuan seated himself on his back while Shen Yuan sat on his legs. Shen Xuan also pinned Shen Jiu’s wrists.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” he snarled at full venom.
“We’re here to ask Qi-ge some questions.” Shen Xuan said.
The ‘Qi-ge’ made his heart freeze. Oh. That’s what this was about.
Xiao Jiu went wild, nearly succeeding in bucking his siblings off him before he seemed to surrender completely.
“He isn’t going to fucking say anything.” Shen Jiu said. “He never fucking does.”
“Well we’re gonna sit here until he does,” Shen Yuan piped up. “We have co-conspirators, you won’t be missed for some time Shizun.”
Ah, that’s where Luo Binghe was, possibly Mu Qingfang was in on this as well. If that was the case he could truly go unmissed for at least a day or so before anyone got suspicious and came looking.
“Now,” Shen Xuan said. “Why didn’t you come back for Shen Jiu like you promised?”
The familiar omnipresent guilt washed over him, but the audience didn’t change his response.
“I am very sorry for what I’ve done,” he said.
Having four Shens glare at him was a new experience- much more oppressive than just one.
Meimei crawled off his chest and went to sit in Shen Yuan’s lap.
“See?” Shen Jiu said. “This is fucking pointless.”
Yue Qingyuan had not met Chen Xuan before he became Shen Xuan. The eldest Shen had always seemed like a calm, level-headed, and sweet man to him. Now he watched the man get quietly furious just as Xiao Jiu did, before his face shifted into the cold calculating look Yue Qingyuan saw most often on Xiao Jiu or Shen Yuan.
Shen Xuan looked down at Shen Jiu. “I’m sorry didi.” He said, and bent to kiss Shen Jiu’s temple.
Shen Jiu couldn’t turn his head more than it was, but he clearly wanted to, squirming to try to get a better look at his older brother. “What are you going to do?” he asked.
Shen Xuan ignored him and locked eyes with Yue Qingyuan.
“He thinks you hate him you know,” Shen Xuan said. “He thinks you never intended to come back for him and that you threw him away like trash. Is he right?”
Yue Qingyuan was thunderstruck, that couldn’t be right- surely Xiao Jiu knew how much he adored him. He couldn’t-
Xiao Jiu let out a stifled sob. Yue Qingyuan tried for the first time since waking to move- but he couldn’t. The other Shen siblings on the other hand moved immediately. Both Shen Jiu’s brothers got off him, Shen Xuan pulling Shen Jiu up into a seated position to hug him. Shen Yuan and Meimei scooting over to hug him from the other side, sandwiching Xiao Jiu in the middle of his siblings. Xiao Jiu hid his face in Shen Yuan’s hair for a moment before looking over at Yue Qingyuan.
“Just say it already,” Shen Jiu said-begged. His eyes were wet. “Just say you hate me so we can stop fucking pretending.”
“Xiao Jiu is my favorite person in the world. I could never hate him.” Yue Qingyuan heard himself say.
Had Xiao Jiu truly thought this the whole time? Was that why he was so angry? Not because he was mad at him for being an idiot, but because he thought Yue Qingyuan was pretending not to hate him?
But of course that was why, he realized. His own agitation made qi surge between himself and Xuan Su on its stand across the room. After all Xiao Jiu had no idea how stupid his Qi-ge had been.
“You left me,” Xiao Jiu snapped. “And you never came back. What was I supposed to think?”
What indeed? What had the expected Xiao Jiu to do? He’d been so young when they parted, and so sensitive to any rejection. Of course he’s thought Yue Qingyuan had abandoned him. He really was tremendously stupid.
“I did come back,” Yue Qingyuan said. Explaining was like ripping his own heart out of his chest, like being alone in those caves again- but he’d endured it once for Xiao Jiu, he would do it again. “I was too late.”
“What?”
“I spent a week digging through the smoldering ruins of Qiu manor before my Shizun came and dragged me back to the sect. I thought you were dead. Seeing you alive at the Immortal Alliance Conference was the best day of my life.”
Xiao Jiu’s eyes were wide as saucers, his whole face a picture of shock.
“Gege let him up,’ he said eventually.
Shen Xuan stopped hugging him just long enough to remove the acupuncture needles from Yue Qingyuan’s neck.
He had the strangest sensation of something crawling all over him for a moment, but he ignored it in favor of sitting up so he could look Xiao Jiu in the eyes.
“Why did you take so long?” he asked.
Yue Qingyuan grimaced, but Xiao Jiu deserved to know.
“Qi-ge did something very foolish,” he said.
“He always does when I’m not there to keep an eye on him.” Xiao Jiu countered. “He’s simply an idiot I fear.”
The affection in those insults was a balm on his soul. He took a deep breath and spilled his guts.
“I was going to come for you as soon as I got my spiritual sword. I trained as hard as I could as fast as I could- but when I went to pull my sword… I thought I needed the best sword, the strongest, to save Xiao Jiu.”
“Xuan Su didn’t pick me, I forced the bond.”
All three Shen brothers gasped. Adorably, a beat later Meimei did as well.
“Can you do that?” Shen Yuan asked.
“Only if you want to literally explode.” Shen Xuan told him.
“How are you alive?” he asked Yue Qingyuan.
“I was a good enough match the sword didn’t immediately kill me- and then my Shizun bound my soul to Xuan Su’s qi. The process kept me alive, but Xuan Su remade my spiritual veins and bones to suit its needs- I was essentially qi deviating the entire time it was happening.”
“How long was that?” Xiao Jiu asked.
“A year. They sealed me in a chamber in the Ling Xi caves so I didn’t hurt anyone.”
“Except yourself!” Xiao Jiu hissed. “The chamber with the bloodstains…”
“Yes.” Yue Qingyuan said, eyes dropping. “I came for you the moment they let me out- but it was too late.”
Warm arms embraced him, he looked up to find Xiao Jiu hugging him, and glaring more.
“You absolute fucking idiot!” he snapped. “Why the fuck would you need a giant fucking sword to come fly me away?”
“This one is lost without his Xiao Jiu.”
“Clearly you half-wit!”
“You never draw your sword,” Shen Xuan said. He was clearly herding the youngest two Shens toward the door.
“When I do it burns through my own life-force.” Yue Qingyuan explained.
Xiao Jiu’s arms tightened around him. If he was lucky they would leave bruises.
“Does Mu Qingfang know?” Shen Xuan asked.
“Before tonight he was the only other person still on this plane besides me who knew.”
Shen Xuan nodded.
“Shen Yuan,” Xiao Jiu said suddenly. “Do not tell that little beast about this.”
Shen Yuan nodded and left, holding Meimei. Shen Xuan was right behind them.
Once they were gone Yue Qingyuan said. “He’s absolutely going to tell Luo Binghe.”
“I know.” Xiao Jiu grumbled. “I’ll threaten the brat into silence later.”
He eyed Yue Qingyuan. “I’m still mad at you,” he said. He had not let go of Yue Qingyuan yet.
“I deserve all the anger you want to give me,” Yue Qingyuan said. “I failed to save you, and then I let you suffer while I wallowed in self pity and shame.”
Xiao Jiu slapped him hard. “And you nearly killed yourself you stupid piece of shit!”
Yue Qingyuan was still stunned from the slap when Xiao Jiu kissed him hard, biting his lip until it bled. He was only just able to kiss back before Xiao Jiu pulled away.
He had Yue Qingyuan’s blood on his teeth as he spoke. “You aren’t allowed to die- do you understand?” He shoved Yue Qingyuan down on to his back and climbed on top of him. “I forbid it!”
“Of course, whatever Xiao Jiu wants.”
Xiao Jiu huffed and bent over him.
“Good,”” he snapped and bit Yue Qingyuan’s mouth again. “Don’t you forget!”
#svsss#shen siblings#all of them#qijiu#SY immediately storms into LBH's bedroom like 'Binghe you aren't gonna believe this!!!!'#this is about a year after they find Meimei#Also fuck past me for making Shen (Chen) Xuan and Shen Yuan's names so close together#It was a funny bit until I had to write about them both at once
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Airplane to the rescue!
#this is gorgeous#airplane just having the eorst time while mobei jun is in anime sparkles love zone#svsss
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I have to reblog this because I got "Heart of Vladimir Putin's Extensive Collection of Pornography themed around Thieves"
Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.
*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!
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Got a text from a coworker today that was just a picture of Bill Clinton (current).
I was very confused but then I saw she'd messaged me on Teams asking if I'd seen him recently.
So now the picture makes sense but like, I'm still not clear why she wanted me to see Bill?
I think ...I think she might be upset because she finds him attractive? Ma'am that's a you problem I can't help you.
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the original meme had the cadence of a futurama joke that's my only defense for this
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I overuse ellipsis so much it's because of my pensive nature...
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I love it when you're writing and your brain just pulls a headcanon out of nowhere and you realize you've already started writing the character that way.
Anyway, Mobei Jun's hair is mostly down because he has sensory issues with putting it up.
#his mom used to put it in buns and he'd just sit there like 'somethings wrong with me' until she took it down#mobei jun#svsss#he either does his hair himself extremely quickly#or lets his loved ones do it because it's less bad if they mess up and he likes people playing with his hair actually
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So bro's awake.
...I may have been bullying an innocent unconscious man.
Maybe.
Me, to Xie Wentian:
New video game I'm playing has a sole survivor of a horrible tragedy who's in a coma.
My Character: I've seen this shit before bro, are you evil?
Comatose Dude: ....
My Character: Yeah you're probably evil.
#immortal life#I'm almost certainly being too hard on him#bro's going through the stages of grief#meanwhile me and the gang are like- yeah dude we're totes in your sect now!#let's party and do massive construction projects and hand you random crap every other day#i also have 47 plates of shrimp dumplings take one!
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Playing a game where you're a cultivator and if you mess up your attempt to up your level of cultivation you get this little status effect on your screen that's like "your meridians are fucked you can't try to raise your cultivation again until they heal"
And can you just imagine SY waking up as SQQ and having that status effect forever? In game your meridians heal after three days but SQQ's meridians were fucked even before he got poisoned.
SY: So the status effect- when does it go away?
System: Never! Barring medical intervention SQQ has this status effect permanently! (◍•ᴗ•◍)
#he wakes up after a night with binghe and it's gone#Binghe fucked his meridians so hard they un-fucked themselves#svsss#game's called Immortal Life fyi
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good morning cnovel readers you are not immune to anti northern/central asian racism
#reblogging because I have noticed this in danmei occasionally#the most obvious example I think I've read was spl#everyone in that book is racist#I still liked it though#it's just important to acknowledge the racism when you catch it#and educate others about it
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Today on: I have a lot of possum pictures saved in my phone apparently
#bingcoon#svsss possumverse#you're bigger than him now Binghe- Shizun can't carry you on his back anymore!
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Binghe in the Abyss



Today on: I have a lot of possum pictures saved in my phone apparently
#this is an old photo of an actual lil possum I found in my car engine once#he booked it while I was calling animal control#who assured me he was big enough to be in his own even thouugh he was definitely Little#apparently baby possums are grown enough once they're about the size of the your palm#but most possum moms let them hnag out way longer#anyway shamelessly usong this post to reblog my favorite possum pic
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Fish gifs!!!
Fish gifs I made a bit ago, all with blockbench.
Edit: Guys stop narcing on me to the horny fish accounts I MADE IT HORNY ON PURPOSE
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Peak Lord meeting
Yue Qing yuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.
Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.
Out on a mission
Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse
Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness
Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic
Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.
#svsss#shang qinghua#can you imagine the gang on lead poisoning?#people would die#fistfights would rise 3000%#and he- shang qinghua- would still be expected to fix everything
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