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drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*

Me: ah yes

Me: 4am

Me: perfect

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Is there really anything more satisfying than closing a million tabs after finally finishing a huge paper? I think not. 

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Same.

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What a powerful and emotional speech.

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Friend:How do you pick your ships?

Me:I unknowingly decide what will cause me the most pain and emotional wreckage

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me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

me: wtf. why

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too busy wallowing in my own self hatred to give u quick replies to texts! give me 3-5 business days

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Where have you been?

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otp: intense stares and eskimo kisses

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Facebook: these people have birthdays today Me: they can choke