if u tell me the soviet national anthem is the best national anthem i will block u with absolutely zero hesitation
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are Muslim women allowed to make jokes?
no we are not
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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.
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Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is "just really mean to doctors", says one
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ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you
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