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Goose down-feather filled. Lovingly hand-stitched and fluffed by station house associates. Comfort beyond measure: Thy Pillow®.
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Wrangler®-panted, Jeep® Wrangler-motorin' Nebraska troubadour Bruce Springfield has mended barbed wire fences with his prodigal, shortstack sonny boy Little Steven.
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Llewallyn Cindor, he of the sky hook and giantine goggles, the peaceful warrior who puts the slim in Muslim and the roundball in the wicker basket or something.
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British philosopher, historian, activist, Nobel laureate and newly deputized Internet Patrolman (IP) Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl OM FRS. Delighted to fake your acquaintance, Bertrand!
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From left, brothers Nelson, Otis, Lefty, Lucky and Charlie T. Wildberry, Jr. of Anglo-Saxon "superb group" The Trampling Wildberries. Handle thee with care, gents!
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Before there was Justin Beaver there was bloody Peanut Eminem and before that there was Marquee Mark and his dope ass band o' bruthas from otha' muthas: the Flunky Bunch.
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This crazy pair of cousins—identical cousins, if you can imagine such a thing—are enjoying their fifteen minutes on LinkedIN, a sort of OldFaceBook for growed up, networking arsewipes.
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