constellaj
constellaj
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name's angie! she/her -- PPC 2023 CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!
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constellaj · 1 day ago
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look at my doctors dawg im gonna die
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constellaj · 2 days ago
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constellaj · 2 days ago
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i think if twitter went down, TV writing would get at least 30% better
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constellaj · 3 days ago
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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constellaj · 4 days ago
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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constellaj · 7 days ago
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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.
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constellaj · 11 days ago
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Buford Van Stomm has donated $104,000 to the LGBTQIA+ community
"I hope they find a cure soon" Buford states
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constellaj · 14 days ago
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my brain does some Spore (2008) type shit to create my thoughts and sentences
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constellaj · 18 days ago
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LITERALLY drew my nicktoons-as-DND-specs two weeks ago and then they hit me with The News holy shit
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constellaj · 19 days ago
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hey i'm watching the summer game fest and there was a little something in there that made me think of you
i have indeed heard the news and i was having a category 7 autism event for like the past 3 hours
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constellaj · 20 days ago
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going back in time and killing whichever aegyptopithecus invented menstruation
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constellaj · 20 days ago
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
#fr
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constellaj · 21 days ago
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hoop and stick any% world record explained
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constellaj · 21 days ago
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my... TUMMY HURTS! [my psychic powers send a single ant two feet to the left]
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constellaj · 23 days ago
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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine
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constellaj · 25 days ago
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constellaj · 25 days ago
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Drew from Reality Resort 🌴
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