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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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I’ve been told my entire life not to take showers or baths during thunderstorms because lightening can travel through the plumbing and you know what? I don’t care anymore. If God decides to kill me in that ridiculous manner, it’ll be a hell of a way to go. Going to take the risk. Fuck it.

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anyone done this yet ?

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I think Donna and Clara meeting has some serious comedic potential because Clara is a control freak and Donna fights with literally anyone who tries to boss her around, but at the same time they're on almost the exact same page about the Doctor. The only difference is Donna treats him like a poor little meow meow man and Clara treats him like a toddler. The end result is almost identical though.

And either Clara would end up being the idiot wrangler when the Doctor and Donna are put in the same room, or we'd get a phenomenal three halves of a whole idiot dynamic that is EXTREMELY chaotic.

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Them Widows 🕷️💥

(also as stickers and other merch)

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Flight logistics!

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big fan of when businesses have signs that preemptively thank you for following a rule. "thank you for respecting our staff" "thank you for not smoking in the bus station." etc. its a passive aggressive power move and it works on me every time. i mean i wasn't even PLANNING on direspecting the staff but now i'm extra not gonna. they thanked me already. i've been checkmated.

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She came to get him... and take him home.

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Walker: I'm glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.

Yelena: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn't get pulled on stage at that Spin Doctors concert.

Bob: Or when your mom substitute taught your sex-ed class.

Ava: What about the day I made you stop wearing your visor upside down?

Bucky: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.

Walker: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught – wait a minute, why am I participating in this?!

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visit the wiki page for wave (audience) for more fun facts!

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Despite Superman doesn't listen to music on the screen, he's listening to it here in my fan art. Coz music here is so important! It's not just background sounds, but a part of the story, mood, and characters. Btw James Gunn made playlists for main characters on Spotify, they're cool! I was listening to it while drawing

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seeing the online reactions to Superman (2025) has been, frankly, as much of a delight as the film itself. it's been days and i don't think i've seen a single hate comment without it being immediately followed up by a picture of a monkey typing

the only negative reviews this film has received thus far are all coming from a) zionists b) alpha male tech bros - which are quite literally the two main villains of the story, so the jokes write themselves at this point

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in a comic book movie that's very comic booky, some might argue the most comic booky comic book movie of them all, i'd say the most comic booky line in all of superman is when lex threatens him by saying "i think i'll kill clark kent next" without knowing his secret identity. that line is straight out of the cartoons, i can easily hear clancy brown's lex say that

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Bruce always had trouble raising his voice at people. 

He had the words, all of them, his vocabulary was long and large and educated. But the words would get twisted up inside, curling and knotting in his throat until he could barely breathe, until he had to run, run far away, and let the words out in different ways. Usually through tears. 

Until he adopted a little eight year old orphan. 

Dick was everything Bruce wasn't. Loud and fun and rambunctious, he always knew what to say and how to say it. He always had the words. But sometimes those words got him in trouble. 

Bruce’s heart was beating a mile a minute when he got the call from the school. 

“Is Dick hurt? Is he alright?” He demanded, but the lady at the front desk merely ordered him to Dick’s classroom. 

His son was sitting on the floor, completely at ease, unharmed, but there was a tightness to his shoulders, a shadow in his eyes. 

Bruce knelt before his son, completely ignoring the teacher. 

“What happened?” He asked quietly, brushing Dick’s hair from his face. 

“I got angry.” Dick whispered, hands twisting in his lap. “She was saying things about my Mom, and Dad.” Dick’s voice was shaking. Bruce looked at the teacher. 

She smiled pleasantly, shaking her head. “No, Mr. Wayne, I was merely discussing with the children the intricacies of lower class versus upper class, and how some acts done by upper classmen are viewed as charity work and shouldn’t be taken seriously-” 

Bruce was standing before he knew what was going on. 

And that was the day he learned how to raise his voice. 

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Rumi: I need someone to take me out

Mira: Like on a date or in the murder way?

Zoey: (excited) I can do both!