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Don't listen to the librats tellin' you you shouldn't go in that dragon's cave, the whole "it's going to eat you thing" is a hoax! Go on, go in the dragon's den!

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Using your boyfriend's gut as a pillow is great, but haven't you ever thought they'd make a better mattress? Hi, I'm John Vore, and I'm here to introduce you to Feeding All Your Friends To Your Boyfriend(TM). With this brand new trick, you can get a brand new ultrasoft and warm matress in just a few hours.

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DELTARUNE SPOILERS!!

#divorced

on youtube: here

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this is the dumbest thing ive ever boarded i think. anyways big shot behavior or something

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When the werewolf eats your entire friend group but doesn't have enough room for you and they have to awkwardly wait for everyone else to digest because they didn't expect to have so much food

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That moment when you're trying to hint to your pred boss you want them to eat you but they're too oblivious to notice

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another one????????

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Right okay he's hot but is anyone going to talk about the contraption behind him?

Sebastian Tovar “Maximo De La Vega” / @mdelavegaft

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need a cute girl to train me. i need Tasks

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Coming up with a bunch of cool ideas for a thing I'm coding and then I remember me and my friends will probably be the only ones to see it but still adding it in because who tf cares

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can i meow at your penis

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That awkward moment when the game character you're controlling looks towards the screen, states your full legal name, then grabs the game camera and tells you to get good

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I fucking hate Isaac I'm glad that little bitch died in a chest they need to learn to have a smaller hitbox and shoot faster because they're a fucking piece of shit for wasting my time I hate them I hate them I hate them

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as god intended.