consumedinosaurs
consumedinosaurs
Don't actually consume dinosaurs
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I'm just some person, I guess
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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I think we could all benefit from a local train line having a stop within about a half mile of our house
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.
1,024 dice. Man.
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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consumedinosaurs · 1 year ago
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