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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit
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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"
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I think we could all benefit from a local train line having a stop within about a half mile of our house
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#tbh I think it just depends on the person's specific needs and schedule etc#though I do wish more people were aware that when you don't shower in the morning you will smell and be a little extra greasy#even if you use wipes.#so if you're going to be stuck with other people in a small space for a long period of time (road trip or train rides or whatever) PLEASE#please please please shower
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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.
1,024 dice. Man.
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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#tbh I already have many of the same courses (and some more advanced ones) as the engineering students#but the study culture of engineering students here seems so exhausting#it's like they all just desperately crave validation by putting themselves through a lot of extra unnecessary shit#and then they expect you to be impressed when they take extra courses for no reason and get like a C#instead of just putting in the effort in their actual courses and getting A
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