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It's May (9th)!

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my designs for timeskip versions of brendan and may (specifically oras) may's the champion and brendan is a professor !!

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....... Oh heck. HOW long's it been?

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I remember doing a "Month of May" thing last year. I'm not sure I'll do it this year, but I felt like making this quick messy GIF the past 2-3 days

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cooking gone wrong😥

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The fucking. Team magma branded vending machine. I'd like one evil soda please

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#172-#025-#026. The Pikachu line is known for their rubber cheeks, conductive tails and love for chewing wires, ruining plugs and stealing batteries. At least they're cute doing it.....................

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I think may should be buff as hell

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A Nightmare

She's home.

Lake Acuity.

It's a bright, cold day, the first big snow of the year. Tall enough to bury the bottom of their house in big, thin drifts.

She knows this home well. She could walk it blindfolded even now.

The shovel is in her hands, the shovel she used to break the hardening ground.

She sees him, sitting, contemplative.

Junpei sips tea.

There is a cup, empty, waiting for her.

The teapot is empty, too.

She raises the shovel.

She feels the first bite of steel--

--

She awakes. Breathing heavily, hands shaking.

Absol puts a paw on her chest. It's nearly midnight.

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"... Close the door."

Wally glanced back and the door slammed shut.

Steven jumped. "... There's no need to stand on ceremony. He delegated this to me. ... There's a problem."

"-- There always is," Kerry replied, sitting heavily in one of the chairs. It was hard. In a lot of ways so was she.

"The Space Center has launched several telescope satellites, and these satellites have detected an asteroid on a collision course with the Earth."

Kerry sighed and slumped in her seat. The seat back and seat began to steam, faintly. "What are you planning, and why ask us?"

"-- Good god," Steven said, paler than usual. "They said it was bad, but..."

The weeks-- the months-- had not been kind to either Kerry or Wally. Kerry especially was as gaunt and harried as when she'd arrived in Snowpoint, with her body fighting her the whole long way, and alignment doing less and less. Her brown skin had taken on an ashy pallor.

Kerry passed Wally Aura she could spare, but it belied the flickering, guttering, exhausted look on his face.

"We're here, aren't we?" Kerry said. "What's the problem?"

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"-- Good god," Steven said, paler than usual. "They said it was bad, but..."

The weeks-- the months-- had not been kind to either Kerry or Wally. Kerry especially was as gaunt and harried as when she'd arrived in Snowpoint, with her body fighting her the whole long way, and alignment doing less and less. Her brown skin had taken on an ashy pallor.

Kerry passed Wally Aura she could spare, but it belied the flickering, guttering, exhausted look on his face.

"We're here, aren't we?" Kerry said. "What's the problem?"

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The shower's in three days.

... she's here in mossdeep. So is Wally.

... And now Steven wants a chat.

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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Hell with it, I might as well get a piercing.

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me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources