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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Beautiful images and music will save me I know it I just know it
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its like 6 in the morning and i'm sitting in the living room doing the nyt games on my laptop and drinking a white monster . i feel so fucking old and also not really like myself.
#I NEVER WAKE UP THIS EARLY#but i guess the uncomfortable bed and shitty dreams i was having and constantly being on edge around extended family#just kinda coalesced into 'waking up at 5:30 and not being able to go back to bed'#hey i mean#at least ive got my white monster#that's a claude staple#daily affirmations i am me and not who my relatives perceive me as because she would hate white monster#oh. context i'm at a weekend-long family gathering.#claude's meowing
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bleach blonde hair ripped jeans smudged eyeliner skull tshirt over long sleeve shirt. why am i a cartoon character.
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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant
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in spite of all my other problems .i think i deserve credit for not abusing substances. like thats the one thing i don’t do. its almost impressive.
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claude. he/him. sometimes fandom stuff, mostly just personal rambling. say hi, i don't bite.
interests include: dan & phil, night in the woods, my chemical romance, the murderbot diaries, gothic lit, the crane wives, bad horror movies, a great variety of questionably good music, theater, and other assorted things.
want to psychoanalyze me?
#claude’s meowing <- original posts
#claude does art <- my art
my.....letterboxd..???
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this might actually be the worst possible thing my mom could have sent me with no context while i was alone in my room jorking it
#not to overshare on main but this was such a horrifying moment that i couldnt NOT post about it on tumblr.#she followed up with. a house md 'oops' gif because she did not mean to text me. why she was looking at clown gifs on giphy eludes me#claude's meowing
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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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going to 7-11 anyone want anything
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incredibly funny when you're feeling aimless in life and fictional characters u haven't thought about in years come back to haunt you temporarily. it's like being stranded in the desert and finding an oasis. except the oasis is full of mountain dew.
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conforming to the dumb blonde stereotype i can feel the bleach eating away at my brain
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Making bad decisionsTM with dan and phil
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does your new cult need a corrupt secretary to help launder money? :)
yes. i keep spending all the cult funding on books and video games so that would be really helpful.
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