contortionyx
contortionyx
Fluffy Ball of Doom
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my head's too loud and my hands are too still. I queue nothing & only reliably tag cats & dogs - due to the amount of scams I've been getting, no asks -
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contortionyx · 4 hours ago
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So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v
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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
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even if it kills me
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i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right
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This is a legitimate and damaging cultural shift for all involved parties and it needs to be addressed.
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contortionyx · 4 hours ago
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psychic *reads my mind*
Me;
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Zelda Reacts Part 9
this has been one of THE most requested outfits (like across every platform this series has been shared on) so I just hope it lives up to expectations!!
Part 8: Soldiers Armour <<<
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Robin wants Batman to loosen up
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wrong again u messy binch
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they should invent joints that don’t hurt
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on account of today's temperature reaching 33° im bringing back the most iconic moment of 2024 aka the GQ China Heatstroke Photoshoot
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contortionyx · 4 hours ago
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an incomplete list of things i have started actively blocking people for:
calling dpxdc fans parasitic
calling them entitled and selfish
swearing never to forgive them for uhhhhh existing
literally wishing ill on dpxdc fans???
sincerely. what is your fucking problem. what was your last fandom that you think this is acceptable behavior
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Reductress really taking no prisoners today
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