contract-killer-akari

[contract-killer-akari]

*I* am professional. It's the kid's first ten kidnappings, those have a steep learning curb

How’s kidnapping doctors going

- @youngestproever

Funny thing is, Sayaka administered too much chloroform (because they're an incompetent) and we're not sure if this one will make it. So consider yourself getting the second best cardiologist

[contract-killer-akari]

Not confirmed yet

How’s kidnapping doctors going

- @youngestproever

Funny thing is, Sayaka administered too much chloroform (because they're an incompetent) and we're not sure if this one will make it. So consider yourself getting the second best cardiologist

[contract-killer-akari]

How’s kidnapping doctors going

- @youngestproever

Funny thing is, Sayaka administered too much chloroform (because they're an incompetent) and we're not sure if this one will make it. So consider yourself getting the second best cardiologist

[contract-killer-akari]

Unbelievable

@sayaka-ultimate-henchman

I needed that kidnapped like yesterday, what's the hold up?

[contract-killer-akari]

Apologies, sarcasm goes right over my head. Still kidnapping a cardiologist

Sooo am I hired

- @youngestproever

Yes. Indeed.

[contract-killer-akari]

@sayaka-ultimate-henchman

I needed that kidnapped like yesterday, what's the hold up?

[contract-killer-akari]

On it

Sooo am I hired

- @youngestproever

Yes. Indeed.

[contract-killer-akari]

Damn. We'll work something out. I'll kidnap you a personal doctor or something

Sooo am I hired

- @youngestproever

Yes. Indeed.

[contract-killer-akari]

Do you need some? I'll get them.

Sooo am I hired

- @youngestproever

Yes. Indeed.

[contract-killer-akari]

Alright, we can work with that

Sooo am I hired

- @youngestproever

Yes. Indeed.

[contract-killer-akari]

Sooo am I hired

- @youngestproever

Yes. Indeed.

[contract-killer-akari]

Ughhhhh- let's...kidnap someone

[contract-killer-akari]

I think I'll change that

I think my dads think you kidnapped me??

- @youngestproever

Nuh uh, you came willingly. And you can leave whenever you want. As long as you come back eventually.

I'm just not gonna try to fire you or convince you to quit (yet) since you seemed to want this. But if they make it worth my time, sure I'd fight you over it

[contract-killer-akari]

Now that just makes me pissed. Is she still alive?

I think my dads think you kidnapped me??

- @youngestproever

Nuh uh, you came willingly. And you can leave whenever you want. As long as you come back eventually.

I'm just not gonna try to fire you or convince you to quit (yet) since you seemed to want this. But if they make it worth my time, sure I'd fight you over it

[contract-killer-akari]

I am super evil! But food is part of my culture. It's how I bond with people and one of the things that bring me joy is cooking for folks.

Your situation makes me sad

I think my dads think you kidnapped me??

- @youngestproever

Nuh uh, you came willingly. And you can leave whenever you want. As long as you come back eventually.

I'm just not gonna try to fire you or convince you to quit (yet) since you seemed to want this. But if they make it worth my time, sure I'd fight you over it

[contract-killer-akari]

I see. Nothing could convince you otherwise?

I think my dads think you kidnapped me??

- @youngestproever

Nuh uh, you came willingly. And you can leave whenever you want. As long as you come back eventually.

I'm just not gonna try to fire you or convince you to quit (yet) since you seemed to want this. But if they make it worth my time, sure I'd fight you over it

[contract-killer-akari]

Well, why don't you like eating?

I think my dads think you kidnapped me??

- @youngestproever

Nuh uh, you came willingly. And you can leave whenever you want. As long as you come back eventually.

I'm just not gonna try to fire you or convince you to quit (yet) since you seemed to want this. But if they make it worth my time, sure I'd fight you over it