contractorkyubey

[contractorkyubey]

Lose your mind, you say

judgin the rena so hard 

[contractorkyubey]

dat agenst da law

Doesn’t mean I can’t still find something~

[contractorkyubey]

Doesn't mean I can't still find something~

I could find something for you all to do

[contractorkyubey]

I could find something for you all to do

We literally have nothing to do so just take a post and appreciate Aichi’s popularity

[contractorkyubey]

Well, there are things out there other than Grimm, you see. Witches, to be exact.

Horrible, dangerous creatures that if not stopped would be able to end all life as we know it. So what I need you do help me with is taking care of these things.

Sadly, I cannot do it alone, otherwise, of course I would do. But with someone like you on my side, we'll be able to save the whole world, Jaune!

Just make sure to think about it, okay? I know you can do it!

you sir, are a cute, fluffy thing

"No I’m nooot." Jaune whined at the anon "I’m a big manly thing."

[contractorkyubey]

Oh, don't worry. It's nothing illegal. In fact, you'll be helping people by doing this.

You'll get to be a hero, Jaune. Saving people's lives, making the world a better place for everyone to live in!

And on top of that, you get your wish granted as well. Pretty sweet deal, honestly!

you sir, are a cute, fluffy thing

"No I’m nooot." Jaune whined at the anon "I’m a big manly thing."

[contractorkyubey]

Nothing too big, really. I just may sometimes ask for your help with a few things.

But yeah, the wish can be absolutely anything you could desire, Jaune.

you sir, are a cute, fluffy thing

"No I’m nooot." Jaune whined at the anon "I’m a big manly thing."

[contractorkyubey]

Atta boy.

Well, all you have to do is sign a teensy lil' contract with me. Nothing much, really. After that I can grant you one wish. It can be anything, in fact. 

You name it, I can grant it for you.

you sir, are a cute, fluffy thing

"No I’m nooot." Jaune whined at the anon "I’m a big manly thing."

[contractorkyubey]

Damn right I am.

On another note, if you're having problems appearing manly, I do believe I have a solution that would work out fine for everyone.

you sir, are a cute, fluffy thing

"No I’m nooot." Jaune whined at the anon "I’m a big manly thing."

[contractorkyubey]

Sir, I do believe the cute fluffy thing is me.

you sir, are a cute, fluffy thing

"No I’m nooot." Jaune whined at the anon "I’m a big manly thing."

[contractorkyubey]

Who do you ship me with? ♥

Celebrity - fictional character - tumblr user ? 

[contractorkyubey]

madoka magi. become a magi girl.

Can I become a magi boy instead

but then if I was a magical boy would I be Magi or would I be Yugioh?? we just don’t know 

[contractorkyubey]

I could help organise it, for a teensy little price.

"I wouldn’t mind if we all had a vacation from the crazy goings on. We should organize a holiday or something".

"Yeah. Sounds good".

[contractorkyubey]

I have claimed him as my pet.

Eyyyyyyyyyyyy

[contractorkyubey]

I'll have you know I'm a very good Kyubey, thank you very much

*sprays Cubey with water* no bad Cube thing

[contractorkyubey]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Shuffles awkwardly]

[contractorkyubey]

I am a majestic fluff, Alibab.

I come in whatever shape I want to

moo