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                HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, ASHLI !!!!!            (otherwise known as: ashli is rly fuckin young)

so this is the part where i get rly fuckin gay abt u & recite a speech that’s probably better suited for our swamp wedding than ur birthday gift, but ok here we go: ive said this to you like fifty times but it feels like i’ve known u for all my life, even tho we only met like ??? in december ?? maybe ?? or something like that. idk. it feels like a while so just a cERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. anyway we haven’t known each other that long   (  though with the amount of indies we’ve both burnt through in that time you’d think we’d known each other YEARS jfc  )   but ur like my incredibly lame cute lil sister and ilysm ok. & even though ur like, 12, ur rly cool. your writing is so amazing it’s insane   ( even if you don’t believe me, which you probably don’t bcos you’re you, in which case: suck my fat ass )   &   the amazing amount of life you breathe into every muse you pick up is so incredible that im jealous. i hate u for it. then, of course, there’s the fact that your elena is literally so on point that it hurts me, & all our plots and threads give me such joy even if they’re ripping me apart inside,   &   ur the only elena that im ever gonna need. love ur lame lena ass.

i’d also like to just take a minute out of my day to say how amazing u urself are outside of your writing, which, lbr, is pretty fuckin amazing. even when ur sending me shrek porn. you’re always so good at cheering me up   &   making me laugh, which is something you’re always doing,   &   our convos mean the world to me, whether they’re srs or such total shit that our sanity could be in question. plus ur always complimenting me and lifting me up when im down   ( i told u this was gonna get gaaaaay )   &   ilysm for it, okay ?? 

& then ofc there’s how beautiful ur graphics are, which i know u don’t believe, but i absolutely love love love how you texture   &   edit,   &   ur such huge inspiration to me it’s insane.

tl;dr ur rly cool & i hope u have an amazing day & thank u for bein my wife ily <33

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if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

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❛ Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them. ❜

❛ Do I have sparkling sapphire eyes that dazzle too? ❜

❛ The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability. ❜

❛ You are braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. ❜

❛ Who’s to say I won’t live forever? ❜

❛ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super-strength in my hand? Because I’m not going to lie. That would be stupendous. ❜

❛ Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can’t learn history in reverse! ❜

❛ We mustn’t lurk in doorways. It’s rude. ❜

❛ Well, some people use their imagination. ❜

❛ My little baby, out to destroy people! ❜

❛ Who disturbs my slumber? ❜

❛ Who are you and how did you find me? ❜

❛ I warned you never to come here! ❜

❛ Shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache. ❜

❛ Teenagers. They think they know everything. ❜

❛ Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us. ❜

❛ This? I’ve gotten out of worse scrapes than this. Can’t think of anything right now, but. ❜

❛ We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew. ❜

❛ Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it. ❜

❛ No, look harder. ❜

❛ What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? ❜

❛ You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us? ❜

❛ Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled. ❜

❛ Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day? ❜

❛ Didn’t your parents ever warn you about strangers? ❜

❛ Oh, he’s so handsome. Just like his reward posters. ❜

❛ It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law. ❜

❛ Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That’s a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it. ❜

❛ Merciful heavens! ❜

❛ Not to change the subject, but, um… ever chased chickens? ❜

❛ Just keep swimming. ❜

❛ Fish are friends, not food. ❜

❛ ‘Cause we were like, “woaaaah!”, and I was like, “woaaaah.” and you were like, “woaaahh…” ❜

❛ And-and I look at you, and I… and I’m home. ❜

❛ But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves. ❜

❛ Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! ❜

❛ I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face… ❜

MISCELLANEOUS DISNEY QUOTE MEME

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hi guys! i know my activity has been extremely low these past two weeks so here’s a lil update: i was on vacation,  &  almost immediately as i came back i had two-week class that i’d signed up for a couple months ago. it isn’t really long, it’s actually only three hours a day, but the effort that it requires has been taking up most of my time,  &  i have tutoring  &  lessons  &  other things to do. despite that, my elena muse hasn’t really been here, but i have NOT forgotten about her. my class ends on thursday, so this weekend i plan to: do a new theme, get to drafts,  &  most likely make a starter/plotting call. until then, feel free to add me on skype  &  we can plot, chat, or do whatever. uwu

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if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over.

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hi guys! i know my activity has been extremely low these past two weeks so here’s a lil update: i was on vacation,  &  almost immediately as i came back i had two-week class that i’d signed up for a couple months ago. it isn’t really long, it’s actually only three hours a day, but the effort that it requires has been taking up most of my time,  &  i have tutoring  &  lessons  &  other things to do. despite that, my elena muse hasn’t really been here, but i have NOT forgotten about her. my class ends on thursday, so this weekend i plan to: do a new theme, get to drafts,  &  most likely make a starter/plotting call. until then, feel free to add me on skype  &  we can plot, chat, or do whatever. uwu

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The Great Gatsby Sentence Meme

“All I kept thinking about, over and over, was ‘You can’t live forever; you can’t live forever.”

“Can’t repeat the past? Why of course you can!”

“Do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it!”

“Human sympathy has its limits.”

“'I’d like to just get one of those pink clouds and put you in it and push you around.”

“I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”

“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”

“I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.”

“I thought you were rather an honest, straightforward person, I thought it was your secret pride.”

“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.”

“I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores.”

“I’m five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.”

“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.”

“It is invariably saddening to look through new eyes at things upon which you have expended your own powers of adjustment.”

“It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such- such beautiful shirts before.”

“It takes two to make an accident.”

“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”

“Life is much more successfully looked at from a single window.”

“Once in a while I go off on a spree and make a fool of myself, but I always come back.”

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”

“What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon, and the day after that, and the next thirty year?”

“Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”

“You see, I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.”

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                              ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵒʷᶰ 

                                    ɢʀɪᴇғ 

                                      ᵃᶰᵈ 

                                            ＲＡＧＥ 

                                     ᵃᶰᵈ 

                                            P͠͞A̛͏͘͡͡I̧̧͢N̡̧͡?̨̧͢͞͠

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everyone go vote ok thanks

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everyone go vote ok thanks

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A princess is chained to a rock – oh, what’s that? You know how this story goes? Yes, yes, but listen – listen. A princess is chained to a rock and there’s a prince on a pegasus flying over the seas – What? You know how this ends? Fine. Tell me how this ends. The prince saves the princess. Everybody lives happily ever after. (Oh, except the sea monster that never got her sacrifice. Oh, except Medusa, who lost her head and her maidenhood to the cruel games of the gods. Oh, except the princess, who lost her innocence, her trust, her love for her parents, her open heart. But that’s not how the story goes.) So, the prince and the princess fall in love, and they go back to her kingdom and – what now? You want a different ending? Happily ever after isn’t good enough? What do you want? Andromeda – taking revenge. Andromeda – facing her father. Andromeda – slaying the monster. Andromeda – saving herself. Oh, look at that. She’s broken her chains. Well, now you’ve done it. (And the constellations shift to say: HERE LIES ANDROMEDA SEA BEAST SLAYER PRINCESS AND HEROINE)

ANDROMEDA REBORN | M.J. (via fairytalesques)

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"I just want to cuddle." :^)

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                                                            there’s a sun   in the luster of her gaze;  the stars in her smile.     the inferno of their love yields mercy yet stands as an everlasting light.     (  &  it guides her through calamity’s darkness.  )     between cotton sheets, the moon reveals her beauty WITHIN an illustrious glow of a dim room.     fingertips lay upon HIS hollow chest,  finding ease in watching it slowly rise  &  fall.     she’ll press a gentle kiss against his warm flesh  &  amid the tranquility she’ll whisper a silent prayer in her own stupor.     STILL, heed caution:  the devil is clever  &  meager in his sin.     he’ll lay burdens on your shoulders  &  rip your heart FROM the root in a second.     however, he’ll pardon with SOLACE in the form of a human heartbeat.     his skin is comfortable;  but he’s underneath yours.

                                             ❛     ME TOO.     ❜

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MALIA TATE.

     cue the low,  sleepy groans.      ❛   ───   five more minutes.    ❜ 

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   ❛    WE’RE GONNA BE LATE  —  ..     ❜

                                                                          ❛        &  we BOTH know how lydia is about being on time.     if you get up RIGHT now, we can stop for coffee on the way.        ❜