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@whiskaey

Why is the mothman so popular why not the Loveland frogman

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First-Meeting Sentence Starters

Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:

"Uh, hi there."

"I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"

"Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."

"Service here is TERRIBLE today!"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Do you have a moment to talk?"

"Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"

"Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"

"Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."

"Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"

"Do you work here?"

"Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."

"Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."

"Are you from ____ or ____?"

"Hello, ____."

"I swear I've seen you on TV."

"Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."

"Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"

"Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."

"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"

"Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."

"Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"

"You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"

"H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"

"You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."

"It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"

"Are you okay?"

"Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"

"Where am I?"

"Get in! You're in danger!"

"Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"

"Grab the spare helmet and jump on."

"Are you playing ____?"

"Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"

"Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."

"I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."

"Have you seen a lost child around here?"

"I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."

"That coat isn't real fur, is it?"

"If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."

"Are we locked in here?"

"Can I use your phone?"

"Here, take my phone. No questions asked."

"What's cookin' good lookin'?"

"If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Starter Sentences

You got a badditude. That’s a bad attitude.

Motherhood really opens a man’s eyes!

Let me check. Oh, it just says no one likes you.

I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed “perv”.

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

I have to ask, do you think “awesome” begins with an “o”?

I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.

You can’t handle the me!

Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.

You never let me do anything cool!

The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.

Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, “boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.”

I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.

I feel like I’m the Paris of people.

My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.

Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.

I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

The last lady I went out with burst into tears when I told her I was a Gemini.

Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.

Yes, 911? What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?

My doctor said that if the bullet was a fraction to the left and two feet up, it would have hit my brain!

Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!

That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.

It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.

Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”

Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!

Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!

Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt.

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I am troubled and harsh and hopeless. Though I have love inside me. But I don’t know how to use love. Sometimes it scratches like barbs.

Clarice Lispector, tr. by Elizabeth Lowe, from Água Viva / The Stream of Life (via violentwavesofemotion)

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abc family meme: 7/10 characters ↘ bay kennish 

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amanda moodboard 1:

about amanda

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this week has been crazy on the school front but i have my replies drafted and i’m gonna do my damnedest to finish them and put some starter calls up by the end of the weekend!

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Someone please give me a plot where Jan.e Villa.nueva is a TA for one of Nina's classes and Nina goes to her for extra help on an assignment but then they end up bonding over their shared interests and language and becoming pretty close friends and Nina babysits for Jane and Jane just like mentors the heck out of Nina.

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rpmemes-galore:

Reblog and BOLD all that apply to your muse.  Hamilton Edition : feel free to change pronouns as needed

The world’s gonna know your name / There’s a million things I haven’t done / You gotta fend for yourself / You could never back down. You never learned to take your time / I may have punched him. It’s a blur / He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid / We’re worth more than anyone bargained for / Talk less. Smile more / Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead / If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for? / I am not throwing away my shot / I’m young, scrappy, and hungry / I probably shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish / The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish / Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me / I will lay down my life if it sets us free / You and I, do or die / Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth / They’ll tell the story of tonight / Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away / You want a revolution? I want a revelation / Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now / Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution / I’d rather be divisive than indecisive / I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love / I will fight the fight and win the war / Any hope of success is fleeting / Dying is easy. Living is harder / I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight / Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” / I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days / I have never been satisfied / Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / When they died they left no instructions, just a legacy to protect / Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / I am the one thing in life I can control / I am not standing still, I am lying in wait / Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past / We have a war to fight, let’s move along / My name’s been through a lot, I can take it / I am more than willing to die / Just stay alive, that would be enough / I made every mistake / I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory / The world turned upside down / It’s much harder when it’s all your call / Domestic life was never quite my style / Keep on fighting in the meantime / I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it / Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate /  I hadn’t slept in a week / Show me how to say no to this / Do we not fight for freedom? / You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess / I looked up and the town had its eyes on me /  I wrote my way out of hell / I will choose her happiness over mine every time / I knew you were mine. You said you were mine. I thought were mine / Be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive / The world has no right to my heart / I hope that you burn /  I can’t have that, I’m making my father proud / Mom, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me / There is suffering too terrible to name / And I pray… that never used to happen before / There is a grace too powerful to name / But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right / I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up / You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story 

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i’d like to think amanda got her passion of photography because dadsona is really really into scrapbooking her entire life story

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rpmemes-galore:

Reblog and BOLD all that apply to your muse. Heathers: The Musical Edition - feel free to change pronouns as needed 

I believe I’m a good person / I think there’s good in everyone /  Hold your breath and count the days /  I know life can be beautiful /  I pray for a better way / We can be beautiful /  Fight the urge to strike a match and send this dump ablaze / What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending /  Somebody hug me! Somebody fix me! /  Give me some hope here! Something to live for! /  Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? / I like scaring her, screwing him /  I shouldn’t watch this crap, that’s not who I am / Could you be seen with me and still act proud? /  I would fight for you, if you would fight for me / No point in planting your roots, ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry /  Happiness comes when everything numbs / I learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent / Let’s get naked in my pool! /  Punch the wall and start a fight! /  I don’t have to stay and die like cattle / I’m a dead girl walking / I decided I must ride you ‘til I break you / You’re my last meal on death row /  You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree /  No one sees the me inside of me /  What did they do to you that you hate them so? /  You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world / My teen angst bullshit has a body count /  Fine, we’re damaged, really damaged… but that does not make us wise / We don’t choose who lives or dies / I attack your weakness… and pray you don’t see mine / Storms are approaching, there’s nowhere to hide /  But I believe any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end / You don’t know what my world looks like / You chucked me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead / I was meant to be yours / You’re scared, I’ve been there / Please don’t leave me alone. You were all I could trust / I let his anger fester and infect me / No one here deserves to die… except for me and the monster I created / I wish we met before they convinced you life is war / I am damaged, far too damaged, but you’re not beyond repair / Hope you’ll miss me, wish you’d kiss me / I’ll trade my life for yours / Our love is God / “You look like hell.” I just got back / We are done with acting evil, we will lay our weapons down / We’re all damaged, we’re all frightened / We’ll endure it, we’ll survive it / I’d be honored if you’d let me be your friend / 

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It (2017) Sewer Scene

bill: hello. my name is bill denbrough. you killed my brother. prepare to die.

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Pirates of the Arrrrcadia Bay.

Halloween is upon us! Happy Halloween.