contradictorypenguin
contradictorypenguin
Aegolius Acadicus
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contradictorypenguin · 19 hours ago
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contradictorypenguin · 1 day ago
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contradictorypenguin · 2 days ago
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Genius at work here
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contradictorypenguin · 2 days ago
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
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It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
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Huh???
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contradictorypenguin · 2 days ago
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contradictorypenguin · 2 days ago
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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
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contradictorypenguin · 2 days ago
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We are living in 2025 in the age of Big AI the fuck do you mean nobody has made an open source voice changer that doesn't suck yet. We put a man on the fucking man.
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contradictorypenguin · 3 days ago
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OH NO. RUN LITTLE BUCKAROO. after very successful hardcover, just heard that camp damascus paperback is trottin into its FIFTH printing today. LOVE IS REAL FOR AUTISTIC AUTHORS WRITING AUTISTIC CHARACTERS WITH AUTISTIC VOICES LETS HECKIN TROT
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contradictorypenguin · 3 days ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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contradictorypenguin · 4 days ago
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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train
look at this post with your eyes if you agree
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contradictorypenguin · 4 days ago
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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contradictorypenguin · 4 days ago
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contradictorypenguin · 4 days ago
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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.
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contradictorypenguin · 4 days ago
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Butches at pride ⚢🌈🏍️🕶️⛓️
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contradictorypenguin · 4 days ago
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goat fight. non-negotiable.
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contradictorypenguin · 4 days ago
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Sawyer, Kate, and Jack in the Challengers poster. Drawn by me.
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