hellbreakfast

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Happy pride, from my trans heart to whatever kinda heart you got. Can be bought here:

https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop

Proceeds go to "Oh god, I just took my cats to the vet and need to be able to pay for that" fund, which I hear is a very reputable organization.

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My cats are kinda going through it right now. I'm going to be over a thousand bucks in the hole to take care of their medical needs. I would be really thankful for any help I can get, whether you're buying merch, getting a commission or just dropping a few dollars in the tip jar.

Thanks for reading.

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What's that? It's nearly convention time, chummers, that's what. And ya know what? I'm feelin' nice, generous, magnanimous, even.

So here's the skinny: Ya got exactly one (1) more chance at a gen-u-wine HELLBREAKFAST badge, trad only, pickup on Sunday. I ain't gonna be in the Alley any other day, lady luck has other plans for me, and I ain't lettin' this opportunity pass. Buuuut… We gremlins ain't the type to sit and do only one thing at once. Gotta keep busy, so why not paint some pretty pictures, yeah-yeah? It's a feature, not a bug!

For clarity: I am ONLY OPEN before the con starts proper, and on Sunday. I cannot, and will not be engaging in selling art nor merch during any other day day of the con. So when I say this is the very last call, this is the very last call.

Hit up my ko-fi shop to claim a slot.

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I see you're a person of taste. Or maybe a punk with somethin' to prove, yeah-yeah? I got you covered either way. HELLBREAKFAST is my handle- call me that. No real names. You never know when the run'll turn bad. I see that look in your eye. You're wondering what my game is. No game. Just badges. They come at a cost- everything in this world does, eh, chummer? Starts at $125 and goes up from there. But you get what you pay for, and I *always* deliver. You want a fully functional floppy disk plastered with your dazzling mug and loaded with- well, what it's loaded with ain't my biz, is it? Or maybe gear isn't your bag. Maybe you want something flashy, bright and chromed up. I got you there, too, quite literally. Or maybe you're the classy type. Traditional. Boom. I've got ya. I could take 3 jobs before the big day, manufactured and delivered. But time- well, she don't slow down for no one, does she? Window closes in a week, and you know what they say. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. Order here: https://ko-fi.com/s/a6be502500

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reblogging in case it got drowned

I went hopital :C If you want both cool stickers and to help me pay for hopital time, I made this sticker pack! These are brand new, never offered before stickers!

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I went hopital :C If you want both cool stickers and to help me pay for hopital time, I made this sticker pack! These are brand new, never offered before stickers!

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Launching crowdfunding to get these bad boys made up as pure metal die-cast pins. The dark areas will be recessed, creating a stylish, classy design.

Sigil for a mysterious cryptid rescue agency! If you want to help the Department of Supernatural Conservation, and get a nifty pin in the process, send $15 to this ko-fi https://bsky.app/profile/hellbreakfast.bsky.social/post/3limzazxwtc2l with a note saying what it's for, and the best way to get in touch with you. I will be making a public trello to track backers, for full transparency, and updating everyone on their orders.

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20 years is a long time for a medicine to be mismanaged. But, y'know? At least I have good doctors now.

Feels like the most stressful time to have done this, but when will there ever be a more opportune moment? I don't have to go out and deal with people irl right now, and my clients have been very understanding online. So I'm doing... surprisingly well for a guy that's coming off of 2 decades of the wrong medicine. I have to remind myself so every time I go to berate me for not having my nose to the grindstone.

Here's to an unchained future, without chemical restraints. If all goes well, I'll be back at work proper by Monday.

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Oh, spill again, my beast

Thine ash-black blood for me

For it was I, you see

From whence you came to be

And once I finally cease

You, too, will go no further

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My brain: You can't just draw the scrungly all the time, people don't want to see it

Me: Lol, the scrungly is for me, not other people.

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It the Grink. Reminder of the YCH. $40 a pop, 5 slots left. Send me a message if wanting it!

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Holidays are a grouchy time of year. Let's grinch it up together, shall we?

Like it says, 5 slots, $40 each, or you can be a real grinch and buy up exclusivity for $200, which means that this one is yours, all yours, baby.

Claim slots in comments, thanks!

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I made a poll for the merch check too https://ko-fi.com/polls/Merch-Interest-Check-S6S416I5HI

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I'm thinking about doing a kickstarter to get more of these items manufactured. Would anyone be interested in these?

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Older sketch I did some ink on. You can tell what era of Nero you're dealing with by how big his hair is at any given time.

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A moment in time that won't be lost.

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I've been doing some fun little things like this lately. I never know how to really show other people the irl-type art I make, as opposed to the digital stuff.

It looks like eventually I'm going to need to get a real setup with real cameras and stuff, but like... uhhhhhhh.....

This client was very kind, and their fursona name is significant to their own beliefs, not some form of appropriation or something stupid. Otherwise, I would not have done it.