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whoops!

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“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings

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🔥Brigid🔥

(An unfinished piece)

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The Greeks gods aren’t real but the Tuatha Dé Danann and feyfolk are and they worship Jesus.

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Imbolg by Shelly Mooney

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‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - 🔥 - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

Brigid of Éire

I sing your name in praise

I ask for your light during my life’s new era

From my hearts hearth, may your flame blaze

*+:｡.｡ go raibh maith agat ｡.｡:+*

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fairycore / fae moodboard

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Obsessed with “slightly unhinged Brigid” because that feels correct and right in my heart

I want to do a proper drawing for her eventually I just haven’t yet and needed to get this out first

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Deirdre Meets Naoise

This is my April postcard! If you’d like to join the club and get sent one, you can sign up here!

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Mage The Ascension lore is so fucking funny. The Demiurge is real and it's the friends we made along the way.

The Super Secret Organization that tries to control reality organized the Apollo 11 mission to try to make werewolves weaker but the sheer sense of wonder and amazement the moon landing caused made fairies active again.

Said super secret organization also own several terminator like robots, several space bases (because if a wizard is powerful enough they can't exist near civilization without getting vibe checked by reality) and a Dyson Sphere

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You asked a transgender faerie how old he is, and he replies, "as old as my eyes, a bit older than my teeth, and surprisingly older than my cock."

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Kitchen Staples and Their Properties

If you're any kind of kitchen user, there are a few things that are usually present. Things like bread, cheese, beans, and vinegar are all things that many kitchens keep in stock. So, here is a list of some staples you may have in your kitchen, and what they mean.

Bread: health, abundance, the hearth, kindship

Beans: wisdom in choices, luck, money, divination, prosperity

Butter: peace, friendships/relationships, spirituality

Cheese: goal completion, happiness, moon magic, health

Eggs: feminine/goddess magic, fertility, mysticism

Honey: joy, love, sex, wisdom, lust, purification, health

Milk (Cow's): feminine parenthood/guidance, love, sustenance, spirituality,

Rice: fertility, protection, luck, money, growth

Salt: purification, protection, grounding, cleansing

Sugar: banishing negativity, love, affection, invoking kindness/sweetness

White Vinegar: cleansing, purification, protection

Adding some things together melds their properties! Cooking in butter for your friends can strengthen your relationships with them, and baking bread can bring abundance into your home.

As always, do your research, practice safely, and blessed be!

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“Bamboo is antifungal”

Because it’s rayon

“Eucalyptus fabric is cooling!”

Yeah, because it’s rayon

“We make clothing called seacell out of seaweed!”

Yeah I looked on your website it’s made by the lyocell process, which means-

-wait for it-

It’s fucking rayon!!

Listen. There is a list of actual plant fibers that are directly made into fabric: cotton, linen, ramie, some hemp. I’m sure I’m missing a couple.

But if you’re wondering “huh how did they turn that plant material into fabric,” 99% of the time? It’s RAYON.

All rayon is made by putting plant material in chemical soup, dissolving out everything but the cellulose, and turning the cellulose into filaments/fibers.

The source of the cellulose has zero effect on the eventual fabric.

Rayon made from bamboo or eucalyptus or seaweed is not any better than rayon from any other sources.

Don’t let companies mislead you!