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Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

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hecate 🔪

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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"You Deserve As Much As I Do To Be Your Own Person." ✨

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@sunnetrolls

what the hell man

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she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.

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Happy Halloween 🎃

Vampire-Slayer Buffy Summers as the most dangerous creature .

Queen B of the underworld

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pov: you are xander harris, and I finally convinced buffy that it's okay to kill humans sometimes.

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Leopard seals are pagophilic mammals, meaning they prefer to live on or near sea ice and depend on it for many activities and functions. ©

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This is a redraw of an image I did at least 6 years ago

The original (under the cut) was traced with permission from a friend at the time but the new one is totally free handed and I’m really really proud of the end result!

It’s not an exact copy but honestly I love the energy of the new one better

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Leopard seal yawns 

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I miss seeing Hollow Knight (ESPECIALLY OC!) stuff on my dash all the time so I’m fixing that

I might even like. Brush off my HK OC blog and use it again I miss those guys

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i get a free shop item every month???

CRAB TIME

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How to get a house chicken from me even though I don't ship. To ship hatching eggs or live birds you need to be a part of the NPIP which I am not since it's unnecessary for me at this time.

1. Be an adult who wants a chicken from me. (I will not sell to minors unless they are local and a family member is present)

2. Be knowledgeable in basic chicken care and housing, I prefer it that you have an accessible vet that will see chickens.

3. Message me and tell me you want a bird from me

4. Tell me what personality and sex you're looking for in a bird or if there is a specific bird I'm currently raising or offering that you're interested in.

5. Questions and negotiations. Will the bird need diaper training, for example.

6. I will expect some form of payment to hold onto the bird, especially since out of state pickups can take some time.

7. Arrange a date and time for the bird to be picked or a place we can meet if you are coming to pick up from out of state.

8. You come pick up your new bird and finish payment if you did not prior.

9. Enjoy your new feathered friend.

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I used to float

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2.17 || 3.12